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[Eagle]

I got to talk to WorkerDrone ingame today.

[WorkerDrone]

Very briefly.

[Grendus]

I like WHORE. I may have to move Grendus into there though. GRU beware, if you don't get your heads out of your asses I'll be choppin' them off.

I've hated WHORE ever since they repeatedly killed me for no reason.

For the record, GRU started it. Well, strike that, a few bad apples in WHORE started it, but Ocelot refused to let it go even after we fired them and decided that WHORE was going to be disbanded "Because he said so". He made it personal, so we had to escalate.

Swear to god, if you can get Ocelot to tell Resto the war is over (doesn't have to apologize, just end the fighting) we won't mess with you unless you piss us off personally. We tried the whole pacifist thing, didn't work. Sorry you got caught in the crossfire, but that's war.

[Apple Master]

Well damn.
My PC broke.
Now I got a new one.
I'm also severely "out of the loop".
Someone spend lots of time summarizing recent important events please.

[Dakk]

Geez, I didn't think it was as sad as people told me it was, but it is. Just a while ago GRU was camping just outside of the south FC gate to slagtown, 3 of them.

Apparently ocelot actualy took it personal, to IRL level, its both sad and hilarious.

[WorkerDrone]

So Jackrabbit killed himself. And then Inaluct came on and showed me where to get some embalming fluid to preserve the head. So now I have a preserved head of Jackrabbit to give to Jackrabbit to remind him of Jackrabbit.

Yeah.

[Eagle]

I was wandering around in berserk fighting style, and i punched the heart out of several orphans. I also somehow managed to punch the groin off a dog. It survived.

[userpay]

I was wandering around in berserk fighting style, and i punched the heart out of several orphans. I also somehow managed to punch the groin off a dog. It survived.

Yep hitting creatures in the groin happens occationally, it does alot of damage but it doesn't insta-kill. Really funny for a dog since your "like oo did i just neuder it?"

[Jackrabbit]

So Jackrabbit killed himself. And then Inaluct came on and showed me where to get some embalming fluid to preserve the head. So now I have a preserved head of Jackrabbit to give to Jackrabbit to remind him of Jackrabbit.

Yeah.

Get back on right now, I want my head.

I own my preserved head. It's so cool. I go up to people and use it to say "fuck you, I'm a severed head." It is rad. It is the raddest.

[vagel7]

I was wandering around in berserk fighting style, and i punched the heart out of several orphans. I also somehow managed to punch the groin off a dog. It survived.

Do you happen to be in WHORE?

[Eagle]

I was wandering around in berserk fighting style, and i punched the heart out of several orphans. I also somehow managed to punch the groin off a dog. It survived.

Do you happen to be in WHORE?

Yes actually.

[Keiseth]

I own my preserved head.

This is true. He can shout two battlecries simultaneously now. And possibly hold himself hostage!

[Apple Master]

Wow you guys are bad at filling people in.
All I know now is GRU hate WHORE.
No idea why.

[Eagle]

I dont know why either. Some dude came up to me and killed me yesterday out of the blue, just for being in WHORE.

[genmac]

i do that constantly because whore is full of scrubious scrubs that deserve only death + suffering