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[Jack_Bread]

Probably. But it would also require living and not bleeding.

[Jackrabbit]

Two more problems.

[Cheeetar]

What was the turn out with the suicide thing?

[Jack_Bread]

I'm serious. Someone DO IT!

[Jackrabbit]

Suicide was a failure. But I decided to emulate Jack_Bread

Spoiler: hellMOO (click to show/hide)

MaxJack yells, "ITS A BOMB!"
The skull comes flying the fuck back at tremendous velocity.
A skull smashes into MaxJack's head and bounces off.
[******************************]  So cold...  Your head!
A skull lands with a thud.
Your mind feels less focused somehow.  Durrrrr.

You feel an ethereal hand reaching down into your body and ripping your soul free of its corporeal prison.  You rise faster, faster, through infinite space rushing toward a tunnel of bright light...

So I was planning on running back and seeing if people believed me but no such luck.

[Leafsnail]

Um... good work?

[Jackrabbit]

*bows*

[userpay]

Try throwing a genade down the stairs, see if he is fast enough to throw that back. Course you risk a chance at being banned I think for messing with AP with explosives but it seems like it would be hilarious results.

[WorkerDrone]

He always throws it back. The only way you can explode AP is if you suicide it, but THAT of course will probably get you banned.

But it raises an interesting question.

Will Molotovs instantly explode in AP? My guess is, it'll be like Cheeetar's case, where they don't explode, Caredog DOESN'T set it off when he throws it back, and it explodes at you instead.

Which of course would be hilarious, because the mental image of the bartender grabbing the still flaming lit Molotov midair, spinning around, and flinging it back at you is AWESOME.

[Leafsnail]

Wait, you can be banned for causing chaos? 

[ductape]

I LOVE HELLMOO.

So yeah, i had about 400 molotovs and the game told me I couldnt drop any more in my apartment so I HAD to go throw some, right? RIGHT?

So, once again, strip down and load up a dufflebag full of molotovs and prepare for FUN. (To clear things up, you don't need bottles for these. Just shirts of any kind and gin from the tub. I usually grab at least 10 jerrycans and a hover platform to get all the booze back to my pad.)

Off I go! Straight down the manhole just south of orphanage. then:

grenade up with molotov
pause 3 seconds
grenade up with molotov

and repeat at least 10 times to make sure I kill SOMEONE, then RUN RUN RUN RUN down the sewer and pop out a different manhole.

Head over to Crack Mansion, pop in and throw 3 or 4 OUT the door. Run back out.

Do this in any place with no camera, REPEAT REPEAT REPEAT.

Back down the manhole, throw 15 more out into the street. I am being pursued now!

Run down the sewer pipes hitting my macro key:

LIGHT MOLOTOV
DROP MOLOTOV
S
LIGHT MOLOTOV
DROP MOLOTOV
S

WHEEE!

Back out, did i loose them? YES. Let things cool down a minute....awww fuhget about it!

Back down the manhole, QUICK! They are throwing bombs at the manhole trying to get me as I go down.

SPAM MOLOTOVS UP OVER AND OVER UNTIL KAIDESSA COMES DOWN THE HOLE AND STARTS TO KILL ME. SPAM SPAM SPAM! LIGHT MOLOTOV DROP MOLOTOV! LIGHT THEM ALL!!!!!!!

I'm dead. I wait 10 minutes and go back fro my cocoon, still some molotovs. I got to bed, happy and content. I heard at least 5 or 6 SPLATS during my spree.

I wake up the next day with a nice $7,200 bux bounty on my head! SWEET!!!! One of you fine Bay12 folks and me got to split that. It sure is nice getting PAID to terrorize.

MORAL OF THE STORY: grinding bombs is fun and educational!

[beorn080]

You need a set of cinderblock bookshelves. I'll trade you one for the recipe.

[Leafsnail]

Is it possible to place a bounty on someone's head?

[Sergius]

It's been centuries since I've played this thing. It was fun but it got a bit too grindy for my tastes.

I started playing because I was researching if MOO was a decent MUD engine for games, like to program a good combat system.

I think I'm going to give it another try, I don't even remember my old char.

[userpay]

It's been centuries since I've played this thing. It was fun but it got a bit too grindy for my tastes.

I started playing because I was researching if MOO was a decent MUD engine for games, like to program a good combat system.

I think I'm going to give it another try, I don't even remember my old char.

Well NEXUS or CPU will be happy to take you into the corp.