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[Jackrabbit]

I died so many times today. SO. MANY.

[Cheeetar]

Jack: How do you make molotovs? Do you need a workbench? What is the exact typing you use when making molotovs?

[Jackrabbit]

I don't know. Somehow, I haven't found a single bottle yet, unless you're talking to JackBread. Anyway, I cannot believe I survived that zombie attack.

[Jack_Bread]

8^8^8^8^8^  upstairs lounge (any port) 8:22pm
8^8^8^8^8^  A narrow balcony runs around the inside of the bar, lined with fat
8^8^()8^8^  metal tubes that were no doubt very fashionable at some distant
8^8^8^8^8^  time in the past.  The scum of freedom city, apparently, float up
8^8^8^8^8^  here and come to rest.
            A door to the west is marked 'VIP ROOM'.  A staircase leads up.  A
 staircase leads down.
 A HELPFUL SIGN is posted here. An FCPD cam is bolted high on a wall here.

Fat Ratzo, a BJ-9, MaxwellTaint, and Keelie are standing here.
[ Exits:  +west  < up  > down ]
throw taco to d
JackBread heaves a taco to below.
look keelie

Keelie
A fresh faced young woman with long, clean limbs and blonde ringleted hair.
She is covered in painful-looking gashes and contusions.
She is holding a resistor and a butcher knife.
She is wearing a bowler hat, a denim skirt, a pair of chukka boots, and a desert camouflage brassiere.
The taco comes flying the fuck back at tremendous velocity.
A taco smashes into JackBread's head and bounces off.
[******************************] [ -30 0/30 ]  So cold...  Your head!
A taco lands with a thud.
Your mind feels less focused somehow.  Durrrrr.

You feel an ethereal hand reaching down into your body and ripping your soul free of its corporeal prison.  You rise faster, faster, through infinite space rushing toward a tunnel of bright light...

[beorn080]

I believe we have recreated Dwarf Fortress in a MOO. Congrats Jack for finding the deadly throwing taco.

[Jackrabbit]

Holy crap. I need to get in on this.

[Gunner-Chan]

That's what happens when you piss off care dog...

[Jack_Bread]

Care Dog threw it back?

[Jack_Bread]

Lawl. genmac killed me.

[Okenido]

Care Dog threw it back?

People don't like things thrown into New Port.

[genmac]

Lawl. genmac killed me.

pay -> don't die

don't pay -> die

da ways of da universe

[mission0]

Today must be die day. I walked into Slagtown only to fall dead asleep when I hit some kind of gas bonfire. I wake up to being completely robbed and already half dead then promptly fall back asleep. I wake up in the cloning facility...

[Cheeetar]

Well, CPU has a protection contract with DRS. We pay 2k a member and we surive for a week.

[inaluct]

Erich paged you, but I'm pretty sure it's more of a "Hi I will not rob you guys (people in Tahin's house at the time) for a week, give me money," type deal.

[Cheeetar]

Attention CPU: If we keep Erich fed with rock leech hides and bunny pelts, he dosen't need the 2k a week.