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[inaluct]

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This is what happens when you leave a tab open all day.

Oh, also, on the subject of that NPC; Micro (I think it was) says that he killed him without the camera going off. We  should look into that.

Also, sometimes I escort orphans to the museum to fight him. I usually give them weapons and start screeching (I'm pretty sure it debuffs all NPCs, regardless of hostility).

[WorkerDrone]

Ya see, I was just thinking about finding a way to make alot of decent melee weapons and hand them out to new players (orphan PCs) at the museum, than just tell them to beat the shit out of that dude.

I guess other people have been doing the same thing.

That one part about the 'tutorial' portion of the game always struck me as odd and needlessly perverted, which made me want to shoot the shit out of that dude every single freaking day a new player joined and intended on growing up on the same day.

We should rig explosives to go off each time he respawns.

[Jackrabbit]

No, we must cut of his scrotum to prevent testosterone from affecting him.

[Jack_Bread]

I have four TVs, a waterbed, and a hot tub. I feel spoiled.
                       ^a
EDIT: Also, I didn't know you can kill that guy... Now I feel spoiled and violated.

EDIT EDIT: I sold three.

[Jackrabbit]

Killing him as an orphan is unlikely at best.

[Ampersand]

What are you talking about? I owned him in seconds.

[WorkerDrone]

Well I had to fight him twice before I finally killed him, but yes I also killed him rather than...

Uh. Nevermind, lets just say killing him was a preferable option.

Feint alot and Power when it succeeds. Pretty much only way to take him down quick without getting the shit punched out of you.

[umiman]

I don't know about you guys but I had an awful time as an orphan.

The very moment I spawned as a kid, I was grabbed by another orphan and raped. Then killed with a butcher knife. I managed to get an electric cord from a toy, ventured out, found some clothes from the donation bin, and promptly got grabbed, raped again, and killed again.

I went out, donation bin, raped and killed.

Went out, donation bin, went to kitchen. Raped and killed.

Went out, donation bin, wandered around lost. I didn't know any of the commands. Revenant again. Raped and killed.

Repeat this about 10 more times until Deon finds me and escorts me to the Museum as well as tells me some of the basic commands like lmap and look. He helps kill 54Ernest.

I go into the dream room, but don't know what to do (missed the dialogue that asked you yes or no). So I attacked someone who was offline in there thinking it was the quest. Cameras alerted. K-9s come in and maul me. Respawn, go outside. Get mauled by K-9s.

Repeat deaths for another 10+ times.

Someone finally kills those K-9s for me, I go out, wander about with lmap until I find the museum surprised no one raped and killed me. Attacked Ernest and died.

Respawn, go to Ernest, perform lower body pleasing action on him, and finally start playing for real.

That's how I overcame my fear of death in this game.

[Jackrabbit]

And that was the... oh... let's say, 69th time I died.

[Rhodan]

I just went down on him right away.
I feel so dirty right now...

Also, I dislike how the numbers before generic NPC names mess with MUSHclient tab-completion feature.  The "-name" syntax for talking also prevents names from autocompleting.  Very annoying.

[engy]

Oh, also, on the subject of that NPC; Micro (I think it was) says that he killed him without the camera going off. We  should look into that.

Yep, Micro straight walked up and took the guy down.  I ran into Micro like five mintues after I created my dude.  Micro took me there killed the guy and I was done.  I think I was an orphan for about 10 minutes tops.

[WorkerDrone]

How long was I an orphan?

Five hours.

Though it wasn't because I got killed dozens of times like Umiman.

No, I only got killed, oh, three times. And I was never raped.

That and It was actually really amusing. The first time I died, I got bitten by a vampire, and ended up going down after killing my third asshole. Asshole termed in the way that, people attacking me, and not expecting me to pull a knife on them and gut the shit out of them.

The second time, the same asshole wannebe vampire tried to get me AGAIN, but it turned into a West, east, west, east, west, east trip inside the orphanage, until he just started following me. When I noticed this, I smiled with glee, and ran outside, taking him with me. He burned to a CRISP outside the orphanage while I did an endzone dance.

The second time, was soon after that, when I decided to just zerg the guy at the museum. It was really simple, I just died before I could kill him. An hour later when I got bored pissing around the streets and getting lost, I finally figured out Lmap, and found the museum again, killed the dude, and grew up.

Good times. Good times.

[Jackrabbit]

I had an... interesting orphanhood. I crawled into the furnace and down. Spent a bit dicking around underneath the city, before swimming my way back to civilization. I eventually ran into Sofia, who got me to the museum and attempted to rape me before deciding against it. Oh man, it seems kinda funny now... Anyway, upon reaching the bottom, I didn't really know what the guy wanted. Then I figured it out. I'm ashamed to say killing him did not cross my mind.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

Uurgh.
I think I should stop reading this thread. It's bad for my mental health.

I mean, women raping men? Soo feminazi

[WorkerDrone]

Please. Just leave.

Play or don't.

Anyway, who was around for that party I held a few days ago? Though it mostly consisted of me drinking to much and ending up having to leave, I'm informed that ALOT of crazy ass shit happened while I was gone, ending in all of us apparently getting dragged out of the apartment.

I should hold another party. Though I might want to NOT invite Tahin and Khol this time, seeing as how Khol brought out a furry suit, and Tahin tried to rape people. Also, Khol erm...well he vomited on everything and almost everyone. Which is gross. And did some...other things. Though it was nice of someone (don't know who) to clean up all the mess, because the place was spotless when I came back despite all the vomiting and stuff.