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[MagmaTwelve]

Indeed they do CandleJack, if you have higher brains you wi

[Sappho]

Man, this game is confusing.  I've started a character called Androgen.  I've made it to the museum and did the guard guy a favor to get past him as easily as possible, but I'm not sure what to do in this room now...  I guess I'll get the hang of it.  Anyone who's on now, let me know so I can make some dwarfy friends in here!

[Keiseth]

Last night I was idling in a cessna *STOOOPID* and Crypto took off, threw me out the back.

Alllright. I did something stupid, but I didn't lose anything! I won't make THAT mistake again. So I'm idling where my corpse was, in the well, and crypto murdered me again. Shoot.

I gotta hand it to DRS, though. He could have took my stuff and sold it all, or given it to newbies. Instead? Tosses it off a cliff, makes me dive in after it and fail to climb out. Makes sure I stay there for 30 minutes, and Charlatan is throwing cherry bombs.

See, they beat the hell out of you, but they do it in a way that makes for an awesome story. That's what separates them from lesser antagonists.

[WorkerDrone]

Cherry bombing you?

That must have stunk. Remember to TAKE COVER.

[Sappho]

Sheesh, this game makes me dizzy.  I'm slowly getting the hang of it, though.  By the way, my character (Androgen) is somewhat autistic.  I figured it'd be fun that way.

[Gunner-Chan]

Just in case a certain someone reads this, if you knock and I let you in that DOES NOT mean I'm gonna let you stay at my apartment! ASK before you log out or ill throw you out on your ass! IF not just shoot you in the face.

[CheechFu]

Last night I was idling in a cessna *STOOOPID* and Crypto took off, threw me out the back.

Alllright. I did something stupid, but I didn't lose anything! I won't make THAT mistake again. So I'm idling where my corpse was, in the well, and crypto murdered me again. Shoot.

I gotta hand it to DRS, though. He could have took my stuff and sold it all, or given it to newbies. Instead? Tosses it off a cliff, makes me dive in after it and fail to climb out. Makes sure I stay there for 30 minutes, and Charlatan is throwing cherry bombs.

See, they beat the hell out of you, but they do it in a way that makes for an awesome story. That's what separates them from lesser antagonists.

Maybe next time we will redocorate your apartment like we did for robosteve. http://pastebin.com/f290ef2a8

[Jackrabbit]

Dear all who were killed when they entered the closet where I was sleeping: I apologise, as I don't know how to turn auto-home defend off.

That'd be me and Sofia. It's ok-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[Jakkarra]

did anyone find my sleeping self?

[Jack_Bread]

I'm on. :x
My name is JackBread.

[Captain Hat]

Man, things all went downhill from the moment I stepped in the door and pulled out that fursuit. Not to mention when Sofia put on the collar. I mean, i just stumble upon it in an alleyway, covered
in unspeakable liquids.

Vomitting, executions, baby-batter, all spread around WorkerDrone's room. Also, the beer wasn't much help... or Max-Jack and his special performance on TV at the Hell-Fire club.

At the moment, I'm hiding at the freedom city museum bunker. If someone could pinch me, that'd be great.

Don't forget the epic battle between Tahin and afk Sofia that caused everyone to spill out into the hallway

[Gunner-Chan]

Wait, epic battle?

[Jackrabbit]

All I know is

1) that everyone got booted out of WD's place for some reason.
2) You really suck at GoFish when you're asleep.

[inaluct]

Tahin tried to rape you, or something.

[Gunner-Chan]

Oh, that's okay I guess. I hope I didn't hurt him or something.