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[Jackrabbit]

And Umiman's failure to do just that. 

[Broose]

Aww, what'd I miss?

[Jackrabbit]

We went and got some mutations. Inaluct jumped out of a helicopter in midair and then back in. Umiman just jumped out.

[Soulwynd]

Man, I need to get at least enough xp for a couple mutations either with Indolence or Soulwynd, but I'm still really sucky at everything.

[umiman]

I don't know why I'm so much higher level than the rest of you guys. I just kill shit and buy loot. Repeat. Occasionally run and heal somebody or explore someplace.

Jackrabbit: I blame my enormous penis for the extended gravitational pull on my body.

[ductape]

Pure awesome:

"...Jooky is essential to a long, thorough workout so you should keep the level of creatine in your blood as constant as possible throughout. This has the unfortunate side-effect of causing you to need to urinate very frequently; however, you can pee in the gym without any repercussions other than having to work out in a room that smells of piss. It's not uncommon to see people exercising naked or without pants for this reason, amongst others."

[Muz]

How do you get money from sleeping with rich players?
Do they pay you just to sit there so they can relieve stress and sexual tension, or do you get paid to provide an interesting, erotic roleplay experience?
I used to do the latter a lot on Discworld.  Good money and sexy ladies, woo!

Lol, do the concubine thing. Sex makes you a common prostitute, companionship makes you an escort. Flirt with them, hang out, chat a lot, and screw them when they need it. Then say, "I think I'd look hotter in a cage jacket," or "If I had a senses implant, I could give you a better time." Most of the higher up in corps tend to make money by the thousands, so you can easily leech them for some.


Anyway, I should make a new character and hang out with you guys, but you'd probably be bored of the game by then XD

[Keiseth]

Inaluct and I got eaten by bears and sasquatches, our equipment left in the frozen weezer wastes. Alas. For every victory we secure, another setback lurks around the corner with jagged, non-photogenic teeth. As I speak, he ventures alone, unarmed, into the harsh and unforgiving snow in a valiant effort to reclaim what was lost.

Godspeed, Inaluct! May your uncanny luck allow you to snatch success from the mouth of defeat!

[Jackrabbit]

Sofia's dozing in WD's apartment. The moment he leaves for a smoke, I take advantage of the situation, move over and

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play uno with her. I won, because she was asleep. You have no idea how hard it is to find a good pack of uno in hellMOO

[inaluct]

I got eaten by a hairy apeman. It compound-fractured my leg before I died.

I'll try again tomorrow, though. The hide-in-a-cessna trick seems plausible.

[WorkerDrone]

Hilarious.

Also. I just learned about emoting.

In the same minute I can hug Sofia tenderly.

And the next give her a noogie.

[Jackrabbit]

Hey, WorkerDrone, when we find Sofia asleep (and naked for some reason, I blame Broose) we should gather around her and when she least suspects it, we should play Go Fish.

This game is perverse.

[WorkerDrone]

Are the card game jokes some sort of Anti-Toady radar code?

And yes, it is very perverted. Talking about it explicitly isn't exactly possible, but hey, the threads about something NSFW in general.

Seriously this game has more comedic, violent, and perverse material than serious, and besides what little of the flight system I got to enjoy (It was more of a short taxy ride), there's not much value to a game where no one roleplays, and its Super Deprave Fun Time all the time.

Except for how hilarious and addicting it is, which is why sick puppies like us Bay12ers can't stop playing it.

Because killing orphans, and playing card games *air marks* is just the tip of the unholy iceberg.

[Jackrabbit]

I seriously meant that we should play Go Fish. I did not mean anything else. Seriously. Hey, if I wanted to say 'lets preform sexual acts on sofia' I would have said that.

[Poltifar]

You don't get to fully experience a game before you play it with several Bay 12 Games users. Inaluct, I must compliment you on your ability to walk out of a flying cessna, and walk in seconds later as if gravity has no hold over your penguiny dominion.

What. The. Hell.