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Author Topic: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.  (Read 482421 times)

Keiseth

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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #150 on: July 08, 2009, 04:51:06 pm »

who was the guy who was letting us stay at his "safe apartment"?


That was Dakk here, or Kaleh in game. He has two, I think.

I always find it funny in open-ended games like Dwarf Fortress and HellMOO, that at no time does the game say "your mission is to murder the world with lava!" or "you must butcher every orphan into fine, thin strips!" ... people end up thinking of doing it on their own. XD

I just went nuts in the Orphanage. Oh if I can only say the things I did to little Tommy there... It was glorious.

I have a feeling you're going to have a lot of Torture IP.
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Jakkarra

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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #151 on: July 08, 2009, 04:52:22 pm »

i need to get to the damn museum...

Keiseth

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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #152 on: July 08, 2009, 04:55:04 pm »

Oh yeah. Make sure you tried anything silly you want to try, as an Orphan, while there are no repercussions for doing so!
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Jakkarra

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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #153 on: July 08, 2009, 04:58:17 pm »

nothing i do now has any effect?

Keiseth

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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #154 on: July 08, 2009, 05:36:43 pm »

I think there's less effect... I never fully experimented with it, but you have less to lose as an orphan than a full player. Maybe an admin can correct me on this!

Edit: By which I mean you can't gain experience or get better at things. If you stab somebody to death, they'll die.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2009, 06:59:30 pm by Keiseth »
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Dakk

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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #155 on: July 08, 2009, 07:05:38 pm »

Message me in-game (kaleh) and i'll give access to my other apartment.
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Dr. Johbson

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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #156 on: July 08, 2009, 09:48:22 pm »

*Very scary statments*

Well, now I know I won't be playing this. Or sleeping, ever.

CHECK PLEASE!
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Keiseth

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« Reply #157 on: July 08, 2009, 10:10:59 pm »

He he. I think this game is aimed more at deranged or broken minds than sane ones. Run, while you still can! We'll be fine, you can't smash shattered glass.
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WorkerDrone

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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #158 on: July 08, 2009, 10:31:38 pm »

Okay. Someone here make a Corp. Then invite all of us Bay12ers.

I got three other people on Partychat right now (Sofia, Tahin, and Deon) who are willing to join. Probably more.

Alternatively, I'm in city hall right now. How do you create a Corp?
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Sergius

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« Reply #159 on: July 08, 2009, 10:58:22 pm »

So you are telling me that, this is a game I can get on and violently rape one of you guys and it's all within the terms of the game?

That sounds pretty cool.

There's like, a completely separate list of stats about your sexual fetishes ONLY. It goes up kinda like skills. Everything from bestiality to... everything. You raise those stats by reading the corresponding dirty magazines, and by doing the nasty.

I played this game for a bit, it was good wholesome fun.
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Keiseth

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« Reply #160 on: July 08, 2009, 11:02:22 pm »

I have a fetish for "fire". I'm not sure how often I'll use it, but I'm proud to have it. It's terrifying how many of the things exist.

You can see which you have by typing "sx".
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KreuzKopf

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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #161 on: July 08, 2009, 11:43:18 pm »

START UP a CORPORATION by buying a BUSINESS LICENSE from CITY HALL
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WorkerDrone

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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #162 on: July 08, 2009, 11:52:40 pm »

USE THE SHIFT KEY when you want to make it ASININELY CLEAR what you are TRYING TO CONVEY.

Seriously, say it don't spray it.
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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #163 on: July 08, 2009, 11:54:47 pm »

Keiseth has been bloody handy to know, actually.

I try not to ask for too much help, but WHORE has been a really good bunch. SLAY as well, I think..

I don't think I have been improving skills very much, but at least I am making credits and I don't get splattered very often. Crackheads killed by other people are like a gold mine.
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Dakk

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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #164 on: July 08, 2009, 11:56:36 pm »

I was going to finish gathering money for my character reset today, but i got too busy reading this little thingy here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Have_No_Mouth,_and_I_Must_Scream (not the article, the short story itself), which, mind you, is as disturbing as hellmoo is, if not more. AT least hellmoo is funny.
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