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[ductape]

So i got pretty good at cranking out molotov cocktails and i whipped up a batch of 50 or so.

On my way to my apartment, i stopped by the clone shop and did a quick update, then went home to prepare for the fun.

I stripped down, and loaded up my frame pack with the molotovs and headed out buck-naked.

First stop was the crack mansion, i tossed about 15 of the molotovs in there and killed a few folks. That got hot quick.

Second stop was the orphanage, i tossed quite a few grenades that day, many fell. I managed to go in and out a few times as corp mates came in to avenge their comrades deaths, i think I got some of them too. In all i think i dropped around 30 molotovs in the orphanage over half an hour of orphan-bit-blasting goodness, i mulched 'em. Up until I got blasted by a shotgun.

I remember i had about 20 more molotovs in my apartment so after cloning in I went to "bomb up" again. I noticed it, but wasnt positive, I was tailed home. I got out with my bombs but they spotted my unit. Oh well. I went out to have some more fun. More newbs, grinders, etc died in the orphanage, hadnt they heard the MAD BOMBER was loose? guess not.

My corp got wind of this and fired me on the spot.

The CEO of the corp i pissed off was was one slick customer, I was chatting with him after they broke in to my place. He said they werent goin to take my newb junk. He said I could come back up, so i went up and met him in the hallway out front of my apartment. Nice guy, he bowed and we shared a laugh and he went downstairs.

I paged him and asked to join his corp, I wanted in with these guys! They were crafty and organized. He paged back and said to wait in my apartment and we would talk about it momentarily. I stepped in and...

BAM! I went down, blindsided in a boobytrap.

AWSOME!

so now i am unemployed but i still have some molotovs. Anyone wanna play? Contact Sybian.

[WorkerDrone]

What a guy, what a guy.

Next contestant.

[Jack_Bread]

GUESS WHAT, GUYS? I LIVE IN LURLEEN, NOW!

[Calvin]

Oh hey look. I carry equipment worth over 50k, and walk into a farmhouse.

All of a sudden, two guys from DRS, a bad bad bad corporation (Did I mention it was bad?), and start throwing drug grenades at me. THC, to be exact. They also kept closing the door every time I tried to run out, so I was trapped in there. Eventually, the shot a portal under me, and I was trapped inbetween two doors made of a material invincible to all known humankind contact. After a while of begging to the admins, they finally let me out, unharmed. After evading angry yeti's, bandit's bombs, and climbing abandoned highways, I flew back to Freedom City from a helipad. Then, DRS member found me walking down a street, and shot me with a portal gun AGAIN, trapping me in the same place. This time though, I tried to break down the door.

I hit myself in the face and died. And then they sold my stuff for cheap.

[Leafsnail]

Ok, I'll definately need to get a gasmask to avoid the THC/ Viagra/ Magic doom pilld that are being randomly burnt.

Where do all these black pills come from, anyway?

[Jackrabbit]

Hey, what is Fenrir's story?

[WorkerDrone]

Hey, what is Fenrir's story?

NO.

Not again.

Never again.

[Jackrabbit]

Linky then?

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

Linky then?

Just... eh.

Search.

ALSO, FENRIR. IF YOU ARE READING THIS, JUST KNOW THAT ARMOK AND ME MISSED YOU.

OH YOU GOD-KILLER WOLF

EDIT: NO NO NO I WAS NOT READING THE PERSEVITY OF THIS THREAD>

I WAS JUST SEARCHING FOR FENRIR IN THE SEARCH BAR AND CAME TO THIS THREAD>

AND I AM HOLIER THAN THOU. REALLY/

[Leafsnail]

Fenrir - Search

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fenrir

Wait, that doesn't help.

Fenrir Hellmoo - Search

Lots of random forum stuff, and Indonesia's sig seems to trigger it just by mentioning the word "fenrir".

[Okenido]

Because I apparently pulled one.

[Jackrabbit]

Yes, you did. I searched it by the way. That was far less drama then I expected. Dammit, I feed off drama.

[beorn080]

I'll get you an invite to NEXUS duct. Always a need for a mad bomber.

[Labs]

Hey. Look for Duma. Thats me. That is all.

[Soulwynd]

#### grunts and squeezes; finally, with a groan and a plop, a baby squirts out onto the ground.

dead baby (aka baby)
A tiny, precious gift from God.  It's dead, and slightly blue.
Obvious commands:
  eat dead baby
  smell/sniff dead baby

#### rocks the baby back and forth.
In ####'s arms: The baby bats at his own face.
In ####'s arms: The baby drools.