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[Ivefan]

Guys. I'm buying shirts so remember to strip 'em when killing orps and crackheads

[Leafsnail]

Eventually yes, she will forgive you. If she doesn't hate you, you can get free healing from her up to 1k xp. Its nice.

Really?  Awesome.

I thought she might forgive me - after all, my zero wanted stars (for assaulting someone and taking their money) went away after about 2 minutes wandering in slagtown.

Oh, and I seem to always log in at night.  Is there a 24 hour/ night time equivalent of Avram's?

[beorn080]

No problem. I'm butchering things for meat, so I'll get the shirts too.

[Leafsnail]

Cool.  I have lots of shirts from... um... various kills.

[WorkerDrone]

The logging in at night isn't exactly much of a problem, as time moves at a 1/8th rate. Meaning its usually day time in an hour in a half or so.

[Gunner-Chan]

Hey guys? Do any of you other B12ers know Kharn? She's awesome! X3 She kills mating grizzly bears with a chainsaw lance, breaks out of prison by PUNCHING AN AUTOCANNON TO DEATH WITH A KNUCKLE BUSTER, has 5 Cessnas parked outside of her house and even runs her own corp now.

She's also very nice, she built me a wonderful shotgun and always has good advice. X3


The corp is CPU, we are all nice people and more friendly faces would be a good thing... If anyone is interested.

[inaluct]

Yeah, it's a good corp. And it's name is an excuse to make BEEP BOOP noises. And said noises are endorsed by Kharn, so it's double awesome.

Also, me, Sybian, and Cheeetar went off to kill Robosakai in the abandoned truck stop. Sybian exploded herself with a molotov cocktail before we got there. Me and Cheeetar killed the robot, and then wandered off and got eaten by shoggoths.

It was glorious.

[Cheeetar]

I believe I was the only one to die, and you were the one to convince me to go into the Shaggoth den. Also, promises of top hats have still not been granted.

[inaluct]

Oh yeah, I forgot about the top hat.

Anyway, when we went down, Cheeetar got wtfpwnt by shoggoth spawn, and then they started killing me. I used Writhing Smoke and started climbing the 10m rope out of the fissure. After falling down a few times and being reduced to about 1/2 HP by shoggoth attacks, I made it eight meters up the rope and fell. The fall mangled my leg and killed me.

[Cheeetar]

Oh. I thought you were still climbing down when I fell off.

[ductape]

OH I AM GLAD MY MOLOTOV DIDNT BLOW YOU GUYS UP TOO!!!! (kinda)

did anyone die in the orphange from my earlier molotov spree? Unfortunately I got lots of stars for my MAD BOMBING spree so i will be cranking out some license plates in prison the rest of the night.

BTW, i need someone to train me some chemistry. Shoot SYBIAN a page if you can help.

ALSO! I need an invite to party, I cant send pages from prison so I may have to wait.

EDIT: Thanks for the invite but unless one of you wants to visit me in prison, i cannot join.

Note: to visit me, just grab a player in front of a camera, you will get 1 star and you can walk into prison (naked). You will be there for about an hour and we can make license plates! WOOO!

EDIT2: I LOVE EXPLOSIVES

[beorn080]

I would, but I am busy making money. Not time to grind craft.

[Jack_Bread]

I was going to explore the mine with hellkor. I went the wrong way and....
"The huge apeman powerpunches its fist straight into JackBread's chest, ripping his beating heart out with a gout of gore.  The huge apeman grins and squeezes the heart as JackBread looks on horrified for a moment, then collapses."

[Ampersand]

At least you didn't have to retrace our footsteps on that insane trek.

[Jack_Bread]

It's also a good thing we didn't go down into Adamant Canyon. :S