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[Jackrabbit]

I feel that all the bay12ers need to stop being so trusting with their apartments. I don't know about you, but I've looted more than a few people's places. Oh, Workerdrone? Thanks for the satin underwear.

[Aqizzar]

Well, I finally got around to trying this.  I died in the tutorial by crawling into a furnace, after gaining fetish points from having the audacity to look at myself, and having to dig my way out of a veritable mountain of gay porn.

Then I quit.  I'll deal with this crap later.

[Jackrabbit]

Huh. I almost died via the furnace. Thank God I had rudimentary swimming skills. And my autosexual count is almost higher than my woman count. I just wanted to check out my fedora!

[Aqizzar]

Swimming?  I caught on fire.  "Why" seems abundantly obvious now after climbing into a furnace.

[Jackrabbit]

I've always wanted to grab someone and chuck them in there. No, I entered the furnace and feel down the hatch at the back a scant second before the text informed me that the furnace had turned on.

[Ampersand]

Someone has to actively turn on the furnace for it to burn.

[Muz]

Everyone knows that grabbing an orphan newbie and shoving them into the furnace is one of the more fun methods of griefing. My favorite is still giving newbies a suicide belt and telling them to pull it in the same room as Agnes to get an achievement and a dagger

[genmac]

I had a lot of fun in the Bradbury basement last night with another player. A robber baron, held me at gunpoint for all of my things.

I was googling around for hellmoo threads and had no idea there was a 30 page one here on bay12.  thank you for your kind words they helped greatly during my prison term.  In fact I recently, accidentally, murdered a police dog and now I'm camping out in the wastelands, an outcast.. at least for the next 120 minutes

the best thing to do in hellmoo is decide what you want your guy to do, like I picked robber baron, I go around, I have a gun, I point the gun at people, they pay me or drop some nice things (well... sometimes).  However I also picked warthog riding demolitions expert so right now I'm working on getting the warthog

[Keiseth]

There's a warthog? Holy crap. I've got to see what. And hey! You've been here since 2006? Maybe I saw a post from you somewhere, I noticed your name was strangely familiar...

Well, I finally got around to trying this.  I died in the tutorial by crawling into a furnace, after gaining fetish points from having the audacity to look at myself, and having to dig my way out of a veritable mountain of gay porn.

Then I quit.  I'll deal with this crap later.

Yeah, a bit south of the furnace is a thermostat. Turn it to 50 for it to be off. There's an award for going in and finding a few places. We were betting here for a while that your massive chin couldn't fit inside the MUD. Evidently we were incorrect!

I feel that all the bay12ers need to stop being so trusting with their apartments. I don't know about you, but I've looted more than a few people's places. Oh, Workerdrone? Thanks for the satin underwear.

Maybe we need homecams. And turrets. And a drawbridge.

[ductape]

Dudes. Don't bloody enter my apartment unless I expressedly allow you inside. I've had enough trouble with people walking in and just taking what they want before leaving.

Umiman - I have reported you to the admins for griefing.

lol

[umiman]

There are warthogs? Where the hell would you ride them though?

[Rhodan]

The Hellfire club?

[genmac]

all over the damn place.  i also keep a skateboard on me at all times you can do fun stuff with it such as breezing past enemies, doing tricks, doing tricks on ramps (buy a VERT magazine and read it sometime I'm da best skateboarder). the game world is pretty big, but you won't know it until you explore which can be deadly.

my in-game name is the same as this one so feel free to hit me up with questions about virtually anything (when im not afk) - or if you are corpless, join FCLF, we are pretty laid back and one of the premier corps; if only we had anyone besides myself and batt who could kill things.

edit: also slugs will soon be pets.  i have information that scoundrels are breeding them by the dozen in a secured location.  someone very soon will receive an apartment full of friendly slugs i can tell you this much

[umiman]

Here's what I can teach guys, in case you want to learn some stuff:

Medic, climb, rifles, blades, and teach. All to level 2. Yeah, sucky teacher...

[Jackrabbit]

The Hellfire club?

It's a wholesome establishment where you can learn about maths and the joys of the Lord.