Vayra's just some stupid person, I think.
Vayra's been a part of HellMOO, I believe, since at LEAST a year and a half back when I made this topic.
Doesn't really change things though.
UAC? That's the brand spankin' new Stabscorp.
I'm glad to see Stabs is still around.
He just recently spent over one million hellbucks on a Mr. Cauffee. You know, the coffee machine that irradiates you? He then spent another several hundred thousand on a special costume that lets him infect people with the Thriller virus on command.
Yeah, he's still around. I don't really think it's possible to get rid of him.
So what's been going on lately? I see a lot of people here who I didn't see way back. It's pretty neat, but I haven't logged on in months.
Well, Tahin was granted adminship... That's worth mentioning. Also, I've been mucking about with all the wrong mutations, skills, and now clothing. One of my locks went haywire and thought it was installed by Beortrix, so I got a visit from 'Tahintula' when he was running tech support. While he was there ("a black cock arrives from the door to the hallway."), 'Lavizilla' showed up ("a speckled rooster arrives from the door to the hallway.") and gave a VERY SECRET SPECIAL FIRST-EDITION ITEM to Tahin. He then started trying to spank my concubine with a towel, failing miserably.
Wringing out his towel, several plastic balls fell on the floor. I ate some of them.
So for a while there, I had two admins chilling in my apartment. When they left, Tahin shouted something about Tech Support and then walked straight through my closed door. Lavi sat in my apartment for a while, fantasizing about him/herself ("His breasts are plainly visible. They are about a C cup."), then followed suit.
We now have two parrots, one in the corp and one in a plane. The one in the corp has picked up a new saying, and can occasionally be heard shouting "Squawk! I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE COCKSUCKER! Squawk!".
Also, while it's possible to sell Mortilex hypos for anything, it is impossible to sell Molotovs for nothing.
Let's see here... We've got new corp HQ buildings in Gangland, but they're naturally inferior to the ones in Corpclave. Also, the COPS monopoly on Gangland cameras has grown to a new and extraordinarily dangerous height, after recent changes.
Currently, Gangcams do not broadcast hack messages to the whole corp. Rather, they can be tuned to a particular radio frequency, so that only people listening will be able to see the messages.
This would just be a relatively small change, were it not for the other thing implemented at the same time... Gangcams now actually function as cameras, and report all player movements into and out of their squares.
GOKU and GOHAN (previously known as Notdeadyet) have teamed up into a supergroup of thugs. With their resources, they have entered into an agreement with COPS. In return for a certain amount of pay, SAIYAN (the GOKU-GOHAN corp) is granted access to the COPS camera channels, allowing them to home in on and slaughter anyone passing under COPS cameras.
Because of this,
all of Gangland is currently off-limits. If one of the SAIYAN brothers isn't online, one of the COPS thugs will be. COPS now has surveillance over all of Gangland, and as such it is impossible to move through it without alerting someone you definitely do not want to alert.
So yeah... Fun stuff. That's all that comes to mind just now.
EDIT:
Vayra is pretty nice. You can't dislike someone for killing people in a game that is about killing.
Wanna bet? Besides, it's more than just the random slaughter. She's really just not my type.
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