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[Archangel]

((Archangel didn't hear Little. If he had he would have laughed at her then explained that in Arathinia,  Earth liberals would be considered really backwards or conservative. We've had equal rights since before Arathinia was founded, 5009 years ago.))

The tank is missing only it's weapons now.

[Armok]

Armok yaaaawns.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The Lich suddenly was struck by a particle storm of inspirations.

"Aha! Gentleme- er... things, I have thought about the quagmire that all our thoughts have sunken into long and hard, and I have decided that it lacks something.

That something is competition, conflict, striving to defeat another at something. Thus, I propose a race 'round the planes, for the enjoyment of all!

Any questions that you ask, I shall answer, and don't fear. I shall make sure that no-one starts with an inherent disadvantage."

[Myroc]

"This seems intriguing. Go on..."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"This race shall not just be for mere amusement; no, it shall be for something more valuable then the soul of an overgod, such as armok!"

[WorkerDrone]

WorkerDrone walks up to the Lich...and plucks his head right from his shoulders. He holds it up with one hand, spinning it like a basketball.

"Haven't you guys been listening to Strife? Oh sure, you listen to the Lich. Strife explicitly stated not to go messing around outside, because you'd just end up getting lost. That and its as if you forget the rules around here. Why don't you guys just race around the fortress? The place is miles around! Plenty of space."

WorkerDrone walks away, throwing the head of The Lich far overhead, crashing right into his body, knocking it over, making him tumble over into a tangle of harmless dislocation.

"Imbeciles."

[Myroc]

"He specifically said planeS. I doubt we'd be racing in this place, there's hardly any obstacles at all."

[Armok]

"Considering I am already on every plane at once, and several other things as well, ruining a race is a fairly moot point. And no offence meant, but your talk about a price is downright nonsensical."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"We shan't be racing in this rather dreary locale, no, we shall race across realms as strange and as myriad as any of the million worlds of the Imperium!.

As for the prize, what I offer is no more then a single wish, with no limitations. All things have limitations, even the overgods. But this, this has only one: No more then 1 wish."

[Myroc]

"Can we wish for domination over the multiverse?"

"Whaat?"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Once again, no limitations."

[filiusenox]

"Im game, but i rather battle with lich, just for kicks."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Battle? It's a race, and I'm not taking part, that would be patently unfair. I'm refereeing."

[filiusenox]

((UMMM....didnt you hear me ask if your guys where melee? i wanted to fight you ,but im gonna race.))

"I know that,but what if somone happens to be in front of you can you sabotage them?"

[Armok]

"And how, may I ask, have you thought to grant this wish?"