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Author Topic: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!  (Read 92238 times)

Strife26

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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #690 on: July 08, 2009, 11:04:10 pm »

"Honestly, I didn't see the need to keep any, coffee is close enough for me. I've got some Tanna stashed somewhere though."
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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #691 on: July 09, 2009, 03:17:19 am »

The Lich is very, very bored

"My gods. My mind feels like it's being crushed by a big, grey block."
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« Reply #692 on: July 09, 2009, 03:20:18 am »

"Well, it's getting boring watching this guy."



"Hey, chapie? I'm going to go do something interesting right now. There's a call button inside of your cell. If Worker's left by then, push it, and we can talk."

"Oh, don't try escaping. The defenses here *will* kill as opposed to capture you."

Strife leaves, and renters the main room.


"Anything important happen Lich?"
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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #693 on: July 09, 2009, 03:29:03 am »

"No. Nothing is happening and it fills me with a soul-crushing sense of just how relative one's perception of time can be. Each second is a year, each microsecond a month, each nanosecond a day. Every moment that passes for you is such that a thousand universes are born and die within my perception. I am so god-awfully, mind-crushingly, reality-defyingly bored that time itself falls into the dark abyss that has gathered itself around me.

So, no."
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« Reply #694 on: July 09, 2009, 03:31:36 am »

"At least you're getting some practice with your purple prose."
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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #695 on: July 09, 2009, 03:34:37 am »

"By the way, you no longer posses an uneaten thesaurus."
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« Reply #696 on: July 09, 2009, 03:39:42 am »

"Huh?"
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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #697 on: July 09, 2009, 03:40:22 am »

"This one spake not a word."
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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #698 on: July 09, 2009, 03:42:41 am »

"Okay then."


Was that supposed to make some sort of sense or is one or both of us crazy?
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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #699 on: July 09, 2009, 03:44:20 am »

No, the implication was that he was so bored he read the thesaurus, then ate it. It tasted of 19% recycled paper.
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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #700 on: July 09, 2009, 03:51:27 am »

Luke simply stood, for there was little for him to do. True, that's part of the point here, but come on. there must be something here to do.

"I should stop reading TV tropes so late at night"
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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #701 on: July 09, 2009, 03:55:10 am »

Little quietly snores, occasionally moaning. It appears she has fallen back asleep, and is having those dreams again.
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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #702 on: July 09, 2009, 04:00:51 am »

The Lich puts a tape recorder on the bench, and sets it to record.

"I'm sick of her being a noisy sleeper. Next time she wakes up I'm gonna tell her to find somewhere else to sleep."
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« Reply #703 on: July 09, 2009, 04:04:27 am »

"Okay, I'll look into proper sleeping quarters for everyone, I didn't intend for this to be a hotel, but all these bed related problems are getting annoying."
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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #704 on: July 09, 2009, 04:09:33 am »

"Hmm... That reminds me, what is the ground beyond the castle made of? It doesn't look like any kind of rock or soil I've ever see."
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.
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