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[Gunner-Chan]

"Well uh... Forget it. Anyway, what was I doing again? Oh yeah, the bar."

Sofia walks off in the direction of the bar.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"I do so know, it's just that I have no idea how to explain using your puny 3 dimensional concepts! As for the garden, why would I want to? I just got me a place where I can do some actual meditation."

[WorkerDrone]

WorkerDrone grabs the Lich's head off his body, kicking it into the yard. "Fetch." He pushes the Lich's still standing body out the door, closing it afterwards.

"Alright. Who trashed the arena?!"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The Lich crashes into a heap.

"Ow! Bastard."

He looks around the destroyed yard.

"Ah, this is perfect."

He moves around some stuff, before sitting down and meditating.

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia starts searching through the bar, dropping empty bottles and other drinks everywhere.

"Oh for fucks sake, where does Strife keep the good stuff?"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The Lich's mind was reaching in the void of eternity for something..

All life, deep down shares a common pulse, and all beings of negative energy, the undead, the demonic, and others all move to a shared beat as well... but the multiverse has rules, rules that deep down decide everything. No laws apply everywhere, but one that is especially widespread is the rule of 3. Most things have an opposite, and most things that have an opposite have..... something else.

In this case, it was something in the middle, a fusion. Something not of destruction, nor of creation. Something.... unique, and he found it, and he moved to it too.

[Strife26]

Strife decided to look at the mess of the arena.

Been awhile sense I've seen Shinra goons . . .

"Hey, Archangel, what were you doing in Midgar?"

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia shouts from behind the bar.

"Strife! Where did you put the good stuff! You got any Absinthe?"

[Strife26]

"How many bottles do you see that are green?!"

[Gunner-Chan]

"Uhh..."

Sofia looks around again really quickly.

"Zero!"

[Strife26]

"Bottom shelf, middle right. There are at least three of them."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Inside The Lich's mind his thoughts turned to an old, memory, despite all his best efforts.

He was in what appeared to be a massive chamber, with tiered seats surrounding a circular pit in the center. The seats ranged in quality from blackened, deformed things, crafted of demonwood, to seats fit only for the Lords of the Hells, made of bloodstone and warpgems. As dark, strange creatures, residents of the more law-aligned lower planes filtered in,  someone visibly recogniseable as the Lich was dragged before the assembly.

This is not a good dream.

[Little]

Little moans in her sleep, shivering and mumbling, "Sof...Hold me..."

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia hears little while searching around and she pops up to look. Seeing that Little is still asleep, she rushes over and sits beside her.

"Aww. Are you cold?"

Sofia hugs little.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Suddenly, the largest of the fiends, a bloated, blood-red vaguely draconic creature with gigantic black wings spoke.

"Greetings to the infernal assembly. As you all know, we are here today to decide how to punish the disgusting, pitiful worm that has been dragged here before us. This creature, not worth the dirt that it kneels in, is guilty of the crime of causing the eighth layer of Mount Celestia to slide into The Outlands with his deeds. While this has weakened our collective enemies somewhat, it has brought with it a veritable avalanche of consequences.

Firstly, it has made them angry, and they have stepped up their efforts to root out our cause in the upper planes. Secondly, it has destroyed our pre-existing interests and influences in Celestia, most of which took thousands, if not tens of thousands of years to create! Lastly, it strengthens the forces of balance, which might not matter much now, but when we gain the advantage over our immortal enemies, the Tanar'ri will come back to bite us. So, once we let this degraded animal speak, then we may commence the punishment."