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[Phantom]

{*several soldier take up their rifles* Uhhh, I think I already called the firing squad...}

[filiusenox]

{*The ground opens up underneath the firing sqaud to reveal a pit of fire anD brimstone which they soliders fall into* *a voice booms,"TRY IT AGAIN AND ITS YOU NEXT TIME."}

[Phantom]

{Sorry, im not made of matter, Im a phantom.}

[filiusenox]

[its hell,you can burn there if your a phantom.*coughs*_Godmodder*coughs*

[Phantom]

[The center of three suns would basically kill everything before even one sun, thats godmodding.]

[deadlycairn]

[If we're being technical, the center of three suns has the same temperature as the centre of one sun. Just more heat energy. Of course this is assuming the suns are all uniform in size.]

[Phantom]

A terran is able to subdue a hydralisk right near Talon, takes a brief look at him, then runs away.

[deadlycairn]

"Bugger. A sentient one. Oh well - war is war. Lessee what you got, zergling."

With a hiss, the improved zergling (lets call it an impling from now) charges towards the stunned terran. The few bullets he manages to fire ricochet off the impling's bony plates, and soon it pounces on him. And strangely, doesn't rip him to pieces. Instead, it simply holds him there, pinned, as Talon meanders over.

"Well, my good sir, looks like you're in a bit of a bind. Tell you what, I've got an offer for you. You let me make you stronger, and spiny here won't rip your guts out. Win-win for everyone involved. So what do you say?"

[Phantom]

The terran looks at talon
"I would rather die, GUARDIAN COME AND KILL ME!"
Guardian fires a round in into the terrans head, Guardian, in some sort of telekinetic speaking, contacts talon and says
"Poor Browning, he could have been a great ghost with the power of his mind, psionics never get no respect,
There are no heroes, there is no victory, there's only defeat, only chaos, only death."

[deadlycairn]

"New plan. Impling, the Guardian, if you please."

Hissing angrily, the impling charges towards the guardian. Once within range, it leaps towards it, claws extended to rip the creature to shreds.

[Little]

Little walks out as Anthony slumbers.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The Lich finally leaves the bathroom.

"Ooh.. that was horrible. Hello Little, and all you crazy people."

[Phantom]

[Um guardians sniping from the ship, so the impling flies?]

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The Lich walks over to the exit, and opens it.

"Well, I'm out of here, my favorite house is co-owned by me and two very destructive and very powerful people with the combined attention span of a small lizard, and I've left them alone for far too long. See you monkeys later!"

He walks out, leaving the fortress behind.

[deadlycairn]

[...The ship? I assumed (from starcraft) that the guardian was hovering, some distance above the ground, but not a great distance. Ergo, the impling ran up to it and jumped at it. If the guardian was such a large distance away, how did it manage to hit the unfortunate Terran?]