[You're also forgetting the zombies and the dragon. I am just disappointed the direction it's gone in. After Strife left people have been forgetting that this is his fortress. It's true that no one can really own a thread, but it's courteous to follow the rules and setting placed beforehand. It would also be nice if more posts made sense, explained themselves, and were consistent with other posts. That was my note about "warped at every turn", all kinds a god modding and weirdness have been going on, such as a massive ship being built out of nothing within a tiny fraction of the time it should have took (and if you consider the fact that Phantom didn't allow for things to actually happen during those five hours, it took no time at all). And at one point there was mention that only one side of the main wall was still standing. Strife's cannons have been completely deactivated as far as the RPers are concerned, even though by nature they are slightly stronger than everything they fire at. There has also been mass ignorance of things that were already part of the environment, but I guess I can't blame anyone for that as there needs to be post describing it all concisely. On the same note, people seem to randomly "clean-up" said details in one or two sentences instead of using effort equal to the amount the created them. There's just so much warping...]
Dictator looks at Ocade sternly.
"I do not find suffering in living things to be "funny". I only find it acceptable if they learn something from it, or it fulfills a punishment they can learn from. Unlike you, I am not a demon, and I am not evil. Besides, your offer was to everyone."
It returns its gaze to the war-torn vista outside and its raging combatants.
Where the number of dark pools opening up has increased slightly, and screams of a slightly different tone are added to the cacophony. Excepting the particularly powerful individuals, the expanse around the Fortress will be empty of life shortly (at normal time, not battle time, it's taking a while battle time wise).
The Vorpal Blade has reached the first floor and is currently flying the long way to the main room; through the duct work. Assorted faint clangs and crashes can be heard as the Blade manages not to hit anything its edge.