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[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"How did that happen?"

[Little]

"I forgot to take my cellphone out before I started fighting Cairn..."

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia moves over to sit with little and Cairn, before pulling a cellphone from the front pocket of her jacket.

"You can use mine!"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Wait. wasn't the fighting demiplane thing supposed to regenerate things that got broken when you leave?"

[Little]

"It regenerates organic things, but not inorganic things. Cairn isn't that good yet. Thanks, Sof."

Little kisses Sof on the cheek, standing up and walking to a slightly secluded corner as she dials.

"Hey, Anthony, my man. What's up? Lou got arrested? That blows. Listen, I need you to do me a couple of favors. Shut the fuck up, you know you owe me after Paris. Yes, I know Marc's in prison, and no, we ain't gonna bail him out. Not yet. He'll be fine, don't worry about him. We've all been in prison before."

Little glances behind her, making sure nobody has creeped up behind her to listen.

"You know he'll be fine. We've been through worse, it's just a French prison. Listen, this is all beside the point. I need you to check up on my apartment, take out anything incriminating, got it? Then I need you to come to where I am, and- yes, I know you have no idea where I am, we'll get to that in a second. Bring me my backup cellphone and a new pair of knives, and feel free to buy me a nice leather jacket before you get here, too. Fuck you too."

Little giggles, "Yeah, I know, we need to get together and do some shit together before long. You still owe me big for Paris, not to mention me getting you tickets to that concert in Caen, among a hundred other things. Here's how to get to where I am, and knock first. There's some odd people here."

Little glances behind her again, and then tells him precisely how she got here.

"There ya go. See you in a bit. Love you, too. Bye."

Little flips the cellphone shut and walks back to the table, sitting down with a happy smile on her face.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Wait a second... That reminds me! I have to check on my precious, precious property!"

 The Lich summons up about two dozen or so crystal balls that float around him, providing him contact with the massive amount of people entrusted with care of his properties.

"All of you, inform me of any catastrophic events that have occurred while I've been staying here.

The noise is incredible.

"So what is he doing-huh it's! fallen down a what now?! Who took over what!? There has been a huh in the what?! Can't you morons go for a couple of weeks without me looking over your shoulders!? I am giving you access to my vast array of monetary and magical resources. Now, FIX IT YOU BLOODY MORONS!"

[CJ1145]

((Ok, seriously, the resemblence is un-fucking-canny. You are either Xykon or plagiarism; which is it?  ))

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

(I told you, I conceived of this long before I found the order of the stick. But I must admit, the resemblance is very uncanny.)

[Phantom]

Guardian obtains a gym sock from Santorez. using it on Odihas and Atlas to wake them up
"I tried this on a man that was in a coma for 10 years, it bloody worked"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Meanwhile, the Lich has been going off on a strange tangent, once again delving into his personal history. Unfortunately the only person in listening range is Sofia, and possibly Little.

"... And that is why I am no longer allowed within a mile of the succubus queen."

[CJ1145]

Odihas jumps up at the smell, and quickly starts to punch Guardian; he stays his hand, however, when he realizes it would kill the Ghost. However, Atlas troublingly does not stir.

[Phantom]

"HEY YOU BLOODY IDIOT THAT HURT!"
Guardian tries talking to Atlas to bluff him out of coma, by saying things like
"The Black Templars overthrew the the emperor!"
and
"The Emperor was shot and killed..."

[CJ1145]

Siriul turns to Guardian.

"Kid, I wouldn't use shock to cure hiccups, let alone bring a man out of a coma. Whatever's got a hold of him now, it isn't natural."

[Phantom]

"By the way, the strain of zerg I found is new, the smoke is caused by what ever they use to infect people, and because of that, we developed a antidote for infection, the smoke seems to create hybrids also, but it is so young, it won't take away the loyalty and memory of the victim, and the antidote would still work."

[CJ1145]

"Isn't that something you should have tried on him before the damn sock?"