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[Phantom]

"It is part of a larger building that houses people."
Phantom walks out, looking for something

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"I see. I've only rarely heard of something like that."

[Phantom]

Phantom walks in, holding a rope tied to a wolf
"For some reason, when I always get a gift, It always comes with a wild animal pup, I raised this one."

[mission0]

Mission eyes the wolf

"Who gives a wolf as a gift anyways?"

[Phantom]

"My cousins from alaska, I LIVE IN FRICKEN SAN DIEGO!"
Phantom lets the wolf go and the wolf retrieves a beer for phantom, phantom rewards the wolf a dead rabbit

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"I live in a lot of places."

[Phantom]

"You mean the whole universe? Are you death or something?"
Phantom shows a picture of death playing an electric guitar

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Nah, I'm not him; Nice guy though. I mean that Ive got a whole bunch of properties that just..... accumulated over the years. Wizardly towers, knightly castles, noble mansions, I've even got this one walking legged tower somewhere, never really did figure out how to make it stop."

[Phantom]

"Have you tried using your magic on it, or point at it and say pop?"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"I tried. Turns out the thing was made for expeditions to the far realm and was made so that it was impossible for anything, and I mean anything to stop it."

[Phantom]

"Even weight? Put a one of your castles in it, or headcrabs."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"I didn't want to wreck it, I paid a lot of good money to buy it, after all. That, and I could just teleport in."

[Phantom]

"What if it falls down a canyon? Or the edge of the world?"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"It does not appear to need ground to walk on, and appears to be able to move vertically. Which is good, since I cant control it."

[Phantom]

Phantom and the wolf hears a loud explosion and thriller music
"OH GOD HES BACK!"