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[Luke_Prowler]

The dwarf raises his hand. While there is a good chance of  ale behind the bar, he is to lazy/tired to look for it himself

[mission0]

Mission turns around having been spotted by the dwarf

"Hello there yourself" Spoken in what is clearly a guys voice

[Phantom]

Phantom gives the dwarf the ale
"Some of your colleagues were here, they were looking for a sock, what the hell?"

[Strife26]

((I've gotten a few concerns from readers and players. Please remember the rules. First of all, note that even if I'm not around (and I won't be, I'm trying to stay offline as much as possible while I'm on vacation, and don't usually have internet) or if Strife isn't around, the defenses of the fortress are in place and WILL stomp you flat. Also remember that this particular plane has the effect of toning everyone except Strife's powers down a fair bit. Please try to remember basic RP etiquette, don't God-mode. Even if you're a god. For fun, I'm giving Luke control of the defenses, on the virtue that he's the longest participating person that I can see on Topic Summary. Thank you, and have a nice day. Night, evening, morning.))

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The Lich walks in, looking jubilant.

"Good news everyone! We aren't going to die."

[Luke_Prowler]

[He said lassie becuase you look like a dog and...you know what? Never explain the joke.

and Strife, I am honored]

The dwarf rasied his mug and noded to Mission, then turned to Phantom

"Ah, I see. Don't mind 'em, they'll be fine, so long as ya don't start any fires"

[Strife26]

((Feel free to use them, and don't touch the controls for the arty-rockets. Especially the tks. Or the big red button in the basement . . .))

[Phantom]

A few more gunshots ring out
"OK, I can't be the only one hearing that, and dwarf, you recieved a shipment of cats and microline, god knows why."

[mission0]

((Ok get the joke now))

Mission moves around to the back of the bar deciding to serve as the bartender in the lack of anything else to due. He stows the bottle of wine in his cloak.

"Ok what I can I get anyone?"

[Phantom]

"Can you get me a martini, shaken, not stirred."

[mission0]

Mission starts mixing drinks, then starts shaking them up. He then poors them into a small glass, drops a small umbrella into it and sets it down in front of phantom.

[Phantom]

As phantom drinks, a man somehow got in and was about to shoot phantom, but phantom shot first

[mission0]

"What the heck is with these people randomly coming in and shooting... I'm on the verge of shocking all newcomers"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"I'll take a... *thinks for a moment.* ...on second thoughts, I'm not gonna have a thing. *Looks at the person who rushed in.* My word, who the hell is that?"

[Phantom]

A theme song plays in the background
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii1tc493bZM&feature=related
"Note to self, use a cardboard box"