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Author Topic: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!  (Read 92264 times)

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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #1680 on: August 01, 2009, 04:36:27 pm »
"Um this is phantom, I just triggered an atom bomb countdown, the bomb will blow in 5 minutes, I got some wirecutters."
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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #1681 on: August 01, 2009, 04:39:00 pm »
".....You sonofabitch,"
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #1682 on: August 01, 2009, 04:41:45 pm »
"Or! I could do this."
The Artist charges up a holocaust bomb of writhing flame in his hands and tosses it in. Then watches. Then teleports the entire nuclear bomb set-up into his hands and tosses that in too. After admiring the effects, it stands beside the portal, grabs it with one clawed hand and starts turning it to the Suck setting, instead of the Extrude setting.
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Imagine a cool peice of sky-blue and milk-white marble about 3cm by 2cm and by 0.5cm, containing a tiny 2mm malacolite crystal. Now imagine the miles of metamorphic rock it's embedded in that no pick or chisel will ever touch. Then, imagine that those miles will melt back into their mantle long before any telescope even refracts an image of their planet. The watchers will be so excited to have that image too.

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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #1683 on: August 01, 2009, 04:42:55 pm »
" AH SHIT THERE WAS A ZERG HIVE UNDER THE BOMB"
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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #1684 on: August 01, 2009, 04:43:52 pm »
"Okay, he must've hit his head on something."
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #1685 on: August 01, 2009, 04:44:55 pm »
Phantom runs outside, chased by something strange and making strange sounds
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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #1686 on: August 01, 2009, 04:47:19 pm »
(Portals can't be turned to suck. They have only on and off)

"Oh gods damn it. That isn't a zerg. I'm not sure what it is."
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #1687 on: August 01, 2009, 04:49:22 pm »
((Not really, any rift or portal can be turned to suck.))
"Don't get trapped now."
The Artist continues dragging the horrible creature back into the portal with the portal, other people in the room have to brace themselves to resist the pull. With its other hand, it starts shooting conjured mind bullets at the the creature's constantly wounded side.
"Heh, I could go for a few Zerg battles right now. They could go in the portal too! In fact, lots of things can go into the portal!"
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Imagine a cool peice of sky-blue and milk-white marble about 3cm by 2cm and by 0.5cm, containing a tiny 2mm malacolite crystal. Now imagine the miles of metamorphic rock it's embedded in that no pick or chisel will ever touch. Then, imagine that those miles will melt back into their mantle long before any telescope even refracts an image of their planet. The watchers will be so excited to have that image too.

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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #1688 on: August 01, 2009, 04:51:48 pm »
(This isn't like your portals.)

The portal disconnects, leaving the vast bulk of the creature in the hall, generally taking up space, and leaving the question of what to do with the body.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #1689 on: August 01, 2009, 04:52:59 pm »
Another strange thing comes, this time in a large group, followed by a hydralisk shooting acid
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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #1690 on: August 01, 2009, 04:55:00 pm »
((Um, Phantom, you can't have those. Strife would not put such things in his fortress, I can accept the nuke, but you can't do this.))
The Artist stares at the empty space, looking quite sad.
"Aww! It wanted to use that..."
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Imagine a cool peice of sky-blue and milk-white marble about 3cm by 2cm and by 0.5cm, containing a tiny 2mm malacolite crystal. Now imagine the miles of metamorphic rock it's embedded in that no pick or chisel will ever touch. Then, imagine that those miles will melt back into their mantle long before any telescope even refracts an image of their planet. The watchers will be so excited to have that image too.

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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #1691 on: August 01, 2009, 04:56:22 pm »
The strange things and the hydralisk are killed by a wraith, which gets away before shot down
"Anyone want to start a bonfire?"
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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #1692 on: August 01, 2009, 04:58:11 pm »
"Oh. This is just too much."

The Lich collapses in a heap on the floor, unable to take this anymore.

(goodnight everyone.)
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #1693 on: August 01, 2009, 05:01:57 pm »
Dictator walks over to the pile of bones and cloth.
"I should probably put this some where."

((Phantom, really, you shouldn't be doing this. Strife would not put those in his fortress, and you have no way to bring them here.))
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Imagine a cool peice of sky-blue and milk-white marble about 3cm by 2cm and by 0.5cm, containing a tiny 2mm malacolite crystal. Now imagine the miles of metamorphic rock it's embedded in that no pick or chisel will ever touch. Then, imagine that those miles will melt back into their mantle long before any telescope even refracts an image of their planet. The watchers will be so excited to have that image too.

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Re: Strife's Fortress of Sensicality. A RP building!
« Reply #1694 on: August 01, 2009, 05:08:41 pm »
((THEY ARE GONE NOW! GEEZ!))
Phantom sets fire to the monster corpse
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