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[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

(It won't work. Physics would break. There would be an audible snap.)

[CJ1145]

((We've already thrown physics out the window by bringing Problem Sleuth into this. Let's just roll with it.))

[Nivim]

((Fine, let me fix my post.

Well? Now what? Who posts an action?))

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Wait, just what controls the portals in this this place?"

[Phantom]

"SOMEONE JUST TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!!"
Phantom begins setting up a 50 cal in the bar
"WHAT EVER IT IS IT CAN'T HAVE THE BEER! IT CAN HAVE THE LIQUOR!"
Phantom throws an impact grenade at the monster and sets up an MG42, while he fires at the monster with a german rifle
"THATS ONE HUGE MOTHERF*CKING MOTHERF*CKER!!!!"
Phantom throws a molotov

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

All of which seem to do nothing. The creature is rather confused as to how he managed to hit it from the bar, when it was in the arena.

[Phantom]

((Phantom walked outside hearing all the commotion))
Ghost walks out of the med tent, sees the monster and then throws a very sharp branch at it.
Phantom"SOMEONE USE EXPLOSIVES ON IT WHILE I GET A POWER GENERATOR FROM THE CRATE THAT HAS THE TORTURE DEVICES!"

[Nivim]

Dictator listens to the Lich, then the idiot outside. ((And he was shooting through the arena door, the creature is in it, covering that wall and blocking the door.))
"Not sure, I can get in just by leaping to this plane's rather short string. And people seem to able to just drop in, even though most of them do it by accident."

[Phantom]

Phantom slices at the creature with his two swords, then the creature grabs him
"DIE MOTHERF*CKER"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The Lich wonders what the hell a branch is supposed to do to something like that.
"Well, is there any way to close the portal without me using magic that you are aware of?"

[Phantom]

Ghost"A NUKE"
Phantom"GO TALK TO THE GUY NAMED MISSION"
Phantom slices at the creature with excalibur, while ghost throws a dead guy that phantom buried

[Nivim]

"This dimension is small and unstable, I would guess the portal is unstable too. Perhaps we could just walk up and hit it."
Dictator looks at Creep's hydra and Peregrin fighting a pointless battle. Then at some of the new chaotic effects of Maha (of which are interesting but don't really need to be described).
"Getting to the gate at all doesn't seem to be an option right now though. However, I think our army recruits are on the other side right now."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The Lich turns to Dictator.

"How long do you give those two (Phatom and ghost)? I'm thinking 3, maybe 4 minutes."

[Phantom]

Ghost"Can someone give me a limb to throw at the monster?"
Phantom" SOMEONE CALL CHUCK NORRIS"
Phantom gets himself free

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Yes. Of Course. And right after that we can call Rorschach and Dr. Manhattan over for a tea party."