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[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia slings her shotgun and looks at the pilot.

"I'm the demon, little is a human. Why do you ask?"

[filiusenox]

Ocade who was now clearly drunk  from drinking 5 bottles or Brandy yelled out

"Cause we wass where talkin 'bout you."

[Vlynndar]

"Out of curiousity. One does not often meet a demon. Atleast. Until now.

What are you trying to do with your gun?"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Where I was born, meeting demons in incredibly rare, but meeting angels is something you're guaranteed to do at least once a month."

[filiusenox]

"Ima king of demons...someplace or another..."

[Luke_Prowler]

After pileing a rather large amount of food on to a plate that shouldn't be able to support such weight, Luke quickly found a seat before he manged to spill any on the floor. He had to place the plate onto his lap, but he did not seem bothered at all as he attacked it with a Space Marine-size hunger

"This is good. Much better than the rations they feed us"

Luke didn't make any commets about the verious event around, mostly because he mouth was constantly full of food, but He had to give his opinion after what Vlynndar said.

"Your world must be a lucky one, because I've to work with deamon on a daily basis, and none of them are nearly as nice as Sofia. Although to be fair, nothing in my universe is as nice as Sofia."

[filiusenox]

Ocade begins to mutter a fire spell.Suddenly his body bursts into flame.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Hey man, you're on fire!"

[filiusenox]

Ocade goes out 89% of his achahol level is burned away. His skin regrows over the burnt part of his body. His Hair regrows.

"Dude I was trying to burn away my body achhol."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Now that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. One. It does damage and much pain, two: you waste mana, three: You set yourself on fire; you moron! Four: alcohol digestion does not work that way, and five: You just set yourself on fire for no good reason!"

[filiusenox]

"One: im immortal and i have been tortured for good part of my life. Two: what the hell is mana? three:So? four:my body doesnt work like a humans. Five:see four."

[Vlynndar]

"Where I'm from, there's just humans, animals and plants. Nothing more intelligent than a dolphin, before they all vanished."

"I got to admit, though. That's a pretty neat way to get rid of an hangover."

((And now it's sleeping time))

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Wait, so  how the hell do you absorb liquids then?"

[Gunner-Chan]

"So what's going on now? We got a crashed plane and a overheated tank."

[Archangel]

"It's only hot inside. The engine is fine. Possibly even cold." Archangel is rummaging in his bag.