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[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

I'm not corrupt.... Honest! I'm just so good, I kill them with my mind!

[AussieGuy]

I'm pretty sure i don't want to start anything

Look, it says AussieGuy died. It doesn't say toonyman

[Mephansteras]

Yeah....Toonyman is just trying to take credit for your death, that's all. Apparently he's scum.

[ToonyMan]

I bribed the aliens to kill you see?

[Taniec]

Part 7

More death, more mayhem, more fun.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Another terror mission. I have a feeling I'll do these missions more than downed subs.



Space Emperor: "As your Lieutenant, all of those who rank under me must leave the sub first. I shall stay behind and give orders from here."
Floirt: "But sir! How is that fair?"
Space Emperor: "I need to console all you poor bastards when our comrades die. Without me you would all cry and go panicking. Now shut your mouth and go kill some aliens!"
Floirt: "Sir yes sir!"



Floirt bags a kill.



Failure is checking out that hot bod. No wonder he dies so much.



DORGON with a kill. One of the more average soliders. He at leasts pulls his weight and deserves to be cloned.



DORGON kills another! He is prooving quite useful in this battle.



Before his death, DORGON releases a grenade right next to the alien that killed him. May he have his revenge.



Ka-blooey!



Failure is lucky that alien didn't see him first.



There goes Muz. Dies right next to Floirt. They can console eachother in heaven.



Another kill for Failure. Those hot island women seem to have made Failure a better solider.



But he dies. What a shame.



SniHjen burns one to bits.



Asheron takes one out even though the area was covered in smoke.



Only ToonyMan can prevent forest fires.



ToonyMan continues to "BLOW SHIT UP!!!"



Hide behind this big ass rock. I need you to stay alive.



Asheron snipes from quite a distance. Damn he's good now.



ToonyMan is loony toons.



23 aliens disposed of and only lost 6 operatives. I would say it has been a good day.



Those who died:
Dan Parsen
Muz
Floirt
YeOldeScurvyDog
DORGON
Failure

[Pandarsenic]

I... died again without ever showing up?

*Signs up again*

[Aqizzar]

Since Heavy Weapon man Dan Parsen died, I'm officially request to take up his Gas Cannon.  For Humanity!

[SniHjen]

Ensign SniHjen? Hell Yeah!

and a bag another kill!

burning down the house!

You probably knows this already, but I'm going to say it anyways:

Rightclick on the otherside of a door to open it without any TU cost, it also doesn't suffer reactionfire from aliens on the other side of said door.

I hope your technicians are not just sitting on their bums even when you don't need them to produce anything, have them make guass cannons for selling.

always send your aquanauts out in groups of 3-5, but don't cluster them to close, thats just asking for a nade.

[Taniec]

Ensign SniHjen? Hell Yeah!

and a bag another kill!

burning down the house!

You probably knows this already, but I'm going to say it anyways:

Rightclick on the otherside of a door to open it without any TU cost, it also doesn't suffer reactionfire from aliens on the other side of said door.

I hope your technicians are not just sitting on their bums even when you don't need them to produce anything, have them make guass cannons for selling.

always send your aquanauts out in groups of 3-5, but don't cluster them to close, thats just asking for a nade.

1. I actually didn't know that. Thanks for the tip!

2. I have no money at this point, so I need to sell a few things. I have enough Gauss Rifles and Clips to last a while while I research the Sonic Cannon. When I get some money I need to start producing plastic aqua armor. Everyone gets a piece!

3. I don't send aquanauts in groups because my groups tend to be naded. I try to seperate everyone by the lenth of one screen. The only time I group soliders together is before entering a building.

[Asheron]

BOOM. Headshot. 

[nahkh]

Was I in that battle?
You should probably include a list of combatants who didn't die.

[Taniec]

Part 8

Not bad, not bad at all.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Researched the best weapon in the game that doesn't "BLOW SHIT UP!!!"



These guys get the plastic aqua armor for the next mission. I don't have enough for everyone right now so only the higher ups get it (and me of course).



Two positive months in a row. This game ain't so hard anymore when you lose 100 games before a win.



We got a downed sub boys. Aqizzar and Nahkh find some cover.



Aqizzar with a kill. Already prooving quite useful.



Aqizzar bags another one! This is one tough dude. His avatar doesn't lie.



Errrr...didn't see that coming. You shall be avanged Aqizzar! AVANGED I SAY!!!



AussieGuy's 4th clone snipes from a mile away. Will he actually live now?



As the alien dies...his last words were 'ARERERARERARERH!!!"



There goes Mephansteras. That cover didn't cover very well.



There is the sub. Hope we get some Zrbite from it.



AussieGuy snipes again. I might actually want to keep him alive for a while now.



Victory! This was actually...easy...



SniHjen got hurt for 17 days. After his face was burned off we had to cover it with a paper bag to avoid scaring the kids.



Those who died:
Aqizzar
Mephansteras

(Ninja'd...Check the roster after an update has been made. Those are the players who will be in the next mission.)

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Once again, I avoid dying by staying in the sub. Hooray for apathy!

[ToonyMan]

BOOM. Headshot. 

Thanks you saved me there.


As for part 8....LESS DEATHS THEN USUAL!

[Aqizzar]

Fuck yeah, first mission and I die fighting!  Well, I probably really died from instant overpressure after my suit was breached.  But the point is I took a couple clone-drones with me!  For humanity!

If the aliens are going to crank out clones, we can too.  Churn me out again would ya?