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Author Topic: Let's play Europa Universalis III: Brandonburg will be saved by schizophrenia.  (Read 17833 times)

Nirur Torir

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I've wanted to try one of these for a while, so here goes. Europa Universalis III is a strategy game, ranging from the year 1399-some time in the 1800s. I'll be playing on normal difficulty, and need your help with strategic decisions, like who to backstab when. I doubt I'll finish, but I intend to keep going as long as there is interest in me continuing.

I'll be playing with both expansion packs and the Whole World mod, which kills some realism for more balanced gameplay. It extends the game to 1919, makes normally inhospitable places like the Sahara and the middle of Australia explorable and colonizable, and equalizes non-European cultures slightly. Normally they get a huge research disadvantage and have generally inferior units at equal tech levels. Basically, this mod makes it so 3000 cavalry can no longer conquer the Americas single-handedly.

I'll start the game in 1453, as France is somewhat weaker at the time. A powerful France isn't something that I want to fight, since I'm lazy. They have a good chance of destroying us if we start as Brandenburg, or seriously annoying us as Scotland.

First, help me choose a nation. I could be anyone, but in the interests of not taking three weeks to decide I'll give four choices, although I'll be a different nation if one is greatly requested. The choices are: Scotland, Brandenburg > Prussia > Germany, Ottoman Empire, and Ming.

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Future updates will have smaller images, and I'll explain the interface as I go. Unfortunately the game saves screenshots as .bmp, anyone know of a decent free .jpg converter? MSPaint's .jpg quality is nearly unreadable at half image size.
« Last Edit: July 05, 2009, 09:43:44 am by Nirur Torir »
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UH....Ming or scotland
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Wait sorry bout that. Germany. For the Kaiser!
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Happy fun Nazi time?

Brandenburg, that is. Ottoman as a second.
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Can i change my vote?
I really  wanted Bradanburg.
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i would have said holland ( or is it United provinces or something similar?), but lets go with brandenburg.

i like United provinces because it matches my playing style : money and colonies. at the end, i become a big power in europe, and only thing stopping me is lack of men.
i remember when i fought a 10 year war against france... i even killed their king in battle. at the end, france didn't get anything. status quo kept.

i decided to stop the war because after 10 years, i had to hire emrcenaries, because i had no more men :P
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Nirur Torir

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No Holland, sorry. A) Nobody wants to read about me trading, and B) I'm doing whatever people tell me to do. This doesn't work well combined with very low manpower and being next to the nation of death.
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nation of death? france? bah. that is not a big problem.

anyway, i know holland isn't on the list :( but brandenburg should be interesting too.

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What's fun about stomping on people by playing as the biggest dog around?

Rewind the clock back to 1399 and pull Byzantium back from the abyss!  Rome shall never die!
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What is Ireland like? The irish are pretty cool.  BOOZE!  And pretty countriesides!  And palm trees! (nobody mentions those in the travel magazine, blame it on the gulf stream)
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Für Brandenburg!
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Für Brandenburg!

I would come up with a nazi joke, though it would probably menace with spikes of fail.
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Für Brandenburg!

I would come up with a nazi joke, though it would probably menace with spikes of fail.
I'd salute you for connecting 15th century Brandenburg with Nazi Germany in any other way than that they are both German.

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I vote Scotland. Why? Scottish accent, is why.
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Brandenburg.  Glory is greater when the little guy does it.
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