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[Archangel]

OOC: IT's a non-issue since Archangel isn't here.

[Pandarsenic]

"Ah, I have been reminded of something of the utmost importance by the antics of those intoxicated females. Where might one obtain a drink, possibly with small quantities of motor oil mixed in?"

[Myroc]

"On that note, they don't happen to have liquid darkness around here, do they?"

[Pandarsenic]

"Few places do," Pan Darsen replies with a cheeky wink.

[Armok]

(liquid darkness should be by the buffet. Besides, how come nobody has eaten from that yet?)

[Emperor_Jonathan]

((Because supernatural entities don't generally eat.))

[Myroc]

((Because supernatural entities don't generally eat.))

((Nor does beings of pure darkness.))

[Armok]

((well, you just ASKED for something to drink. and most supernatural entities probably CAN eat, they just don't NEED to. The buffet also has chocolate dipped elf souls and cake made from sacrificial maidens.))

[Wimdit]

As if from nowhere, an oddly dressed figure appears near the buffet and begins to inspect it closely.

'Interesting. How does one make a cake from sacrificial maidens? Presumably, the bones are ground into meal in order to serve as flour, and the blood is used as the liquid - unless, of course, lactation can be induced prior to the sacrifice. Even if it is not required as the liquid, blood would probably be used for flavouring. The real trouble would be in holding the mixture together, as well as sweetening it enough to be called a 'cake.' Maybe the sweetening can be done away with, especially given that we have virgin's blood, but the holding is essential. Most cakes are held together by eggs, but human eggs are not nearly large enough - you'd need a heck of a lot, and it may not even work, because human eggs don't have a yolk or a white, only precious, precious DNA. Do dwarf or elf eggs contain yolks and whites, even though their children develop in utero as well?'

Suddenly becoming aware of his surroundings, the figure looks around.

'I'm sorry, am I interrupting? I'll show myself out.'

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The lich is mildly irritated by the antics of Little and sofia. He stops reading and goes over to the buffet.

"Okay now, what do we have here....."

He spots something.

"My gods, what the hell is this doing here?"

He picks up what appears to be a small box.

"A real, honest-to-the-gods soul jar?"

He puts it inside his cloak for safe keeping, picks a drink at random and sits back down in his comfortable chair. He then turns to the newcomer.

"Nah, you're not interrupting anything. Welcome to the party, the name's Lich, but I'm not actually a lich."

[Pandarsenic]

Pan Darsen seeks his own drink as well, obtaining some everclear to which he adds some motor oil that he had with him. "Hope I don't need this later..." he mutters as he pours it in carefully.

[Myroc]

Myroc finds a bottle-shaped hole of nothingness and starts pouring himself a drink (using his Dark Powers (TM), since his current form doesn't have arms). He takes a sip out of the liquid void.

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia wakes up, it seems that after all the fun last night her and little passed out on the couch...

"Ugh.... Where am I..."

Sofia notices little beside her... And begins to get some... Ideas...

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The Lich is standing right next to the couch.

"I wouldn't."

[Gunner-Chan]

"Oh, you're that Lich from last time right? Sorry I didn't notice you earlyer, I would of said hi but I was busy with little here..."