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Author Topic: RP once more: Of Hugs, Nostalgia, and Forum Nonsense. v2.0 READ THE RULES DAMMIT  (Read 26422 times)

Gunner-Chan

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Sofia glares at the Lich

"Gimme back the bottle you ass!"

She begins to chase the lich around the room.
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Diamonds are combustable, because they are made of Carbon.

TheNewerMartianEmperor

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"No... Must.... Save.... The booze!

He tears a strip of cloth off his robe, wraps the bottle in it and throws it into the air. It keeps going and going and going, breaking free of the platforms gravitational field, and comes to rest against the diamond dome.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

Gunner-Chan

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"... Oh you bastard."
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TheNewerMartianEmperor

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"Phew..... wait, where has 'drone gone?"
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

WorkerDrone

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A loud crack fills the room, and the floor around the Lich and Sofia explodes into large craters as more of the same cracks, exactly five others, fill the room. The man is gazing at them coldly with an extremely oversized magnum in his hand.

"Wheres my hat?" He asks darkly.
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Gunner-Chan

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"Look in a mirror! You have one already!"

Sofia turns back to the lich.

"And you better get your bony ass up there and get that bottle back down, I'm still thirsty!"
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WorkerDrone

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The gun recocks once more, now directly aimed at Sofia.

"Kid, you don't wanna mess with me. I'm losing patience, and I want my hat back..."
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TheNewerMartianEmperor

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The crack knocks over the Lich, causing a remarkable amount of lifted goods to fall out of his robe. This includes, confusingly, the very same hat that Workerdrone is wearing on his head, as well as stuff that other people in the room are starting to realize looks rather familiar.

"Oh, well now.... look at that...."

The lich runs to the other side of the platform, and has hidden himself under one of the mountainous piles of fine literature.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

Gunner-Chan

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Sofia grabs at another bottle that fell from the lich. And takes a long drink from it.

"there we go... Now okay, so you lost your... Um... Hat. So what did it look like?"
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WorkerDrone

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"My hat!"

WorkerDrone kneels down to grab it.

In one moment all the laws of nature are broken as he slips the hat right over the other, however it still appears as if he's only wearing ONE hat. Not two.


"..."

"WHERE DID THAT THIEF GO? I WILL MAKE HIM INTO A FINE PASTE AND SMEAR IT INTO THE WALLS OF EVERY SINGLE PERSON PRESENT'S HOME."
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Gunner-Chan

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Sofia is still sorting through the stolen items... Till she finds her old revolver! The one Little took?

"Huh? What was he doing with this?"
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TheNewerMartianEmperor

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Suddenly, the lich appears in an exact duplicate of the comfy chair. He's in his bathrobe with fine literature and hot chocolate in his hand.

"Top o' the mornin' to ye'. What's the good word?"
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

Armok

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Armok is awoken from the fishlike coma by the commotion, and looks at the destruction.

"DAMMIT CANT YOU PEOPLE READ!?"

((Seriously, it seems half of everyone here didn't read the first post, or you'd know there was no door into the room, and that fighting is forbidden, among other things. PLEASE read it before posting, how many times do I have to say that? it is NOT the same as the last game, and Toady himself has stated that the rules the OP defines should be followed in threads..))
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So says Armok, God of blood.
Sszsszssoo...
Sszsszssaaayysss...
III...

Gunner-Chan

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Sofia keeps sitting on the floor by the dropped stuff, occasionally drinking from the previously stolen bottle.

"Hey uhh... Armok, are you okay? You were like, freaking out earlier."
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WorkerDrone

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"I don't like reading."

(Fighting and threatening people is different. I do the latter ALOT. I'd prefer you at least make it like these threats are ICly serious, because their suppose to be. Just not acted upon.)
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