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[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Name's Lich, and if you do anything like that again, armok is probably going to do something to you so horrible not even you could derive even the barest facsimile of pleasure from it."

[Gunner-Chan]

"I'm sure Armok wouldn't mind... What's so bad about love between two good friends?"

Sofia licks little's cheek after she finishes talking... Before looking rather strangely at the lich.

"You wanna join?"

[Armok]

Armok is observing the scene, apparently confused about something going on in his head, just observing carefully. He opens and closes his mouth in that silly fishlike fashion.

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia starts nibbling on Little's ear, still looking up hungrily at the lich

[WorkerDrone]

A door is kicked open, flying right off its hinges. A man steps through.

"Who...stole my hat?" Behind his Fedora, which was pulled slightly forward, blue eyes glared at everything and everyone in the room.

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia is distracted by the flying door.

"Oh? Who are you?"

[WorkerDrone]

"I'm the God Damned Fucking WorkerDrone. Are you the one who stole my hat?"

The man is completely ignorant of the fact he is WEARING a hat.

[Angellus]

((OOC: How do you enter the room? Make a character or slowly introduce while playing?))

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Hey drone, how's the anger management classes? Also, to answer your question, Sofia: I'm completely devoid of the requisite hormonal system, as well as any of the will and desire towards such things. To be frank, the scratchings on the back of my hands interest me more."

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia bursts out laughing so hard she falls of the couch.

"You already have a hat you dunce!" She laughs even more.

[WorkerDrone]

"..."

"What did you call me?"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The Lich hides behind the couch.

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia is wiping tears out of her eyes from laughing too much.

"Really, do you realize you have a hat on? Do you?" She struggles to hold back more laughter, it then becomes apparent that's she's holding ANOTHER bottle of wine...


"You... You're not telling me you wear two right?"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Upon sighting the booze, an ancient genetic call overtakes him. He jumps out, grabs the bottle and jumps onto the reverse side of the square.

[WorkerDrone]

"What are you talking about, kid? What hat?"

The hat is STILL readily apparent on his head. Still he glares harder, getting angrier.