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Author Topic: RP once more: Of Hugs, Nostalgia, and Forum Nonsense. v2.0 READ THE RULES DAMMIT  (Read 26402 times)

Armok

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This is the official continuation of this thread, please keep to the rules this time, and that is the SPIRIT of the rules, not the letter. The rules and locale are new, so you have to reread the new ones, I have sometimes edited a random word in the copypasted areas to waste your time making you reread those to.

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So says Armok, God of blood.
Sszsszssoo...
Sszsszssaaayysss...
III...

TheNewerMartianEmperor

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Why no explosions?
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

Armok

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Because that's not what this thread is about, explosions cause collateral damage, and most likely explosive decompression, causal violence for socially dynamic purposes might be allowed but actual combat is not, and if you indiscriminately blow stuff up it's generally beyond that limit.
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So says Armok, God of blood.
Sszsszssoo...
Sszsszssaaayysss...
III...

mission0

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Mission an anthropomorphic looking dog walks into the room. His staff and the many trinkets connected to it clinking loudly. His tail poking out the back of his red robe is moving back and forth slowly . He sits down in mid air and floats there with the staff leaning over his shoulder.

With a wave and a sideways smirk
"Hey Armok, what type of antics do you plan on inducing this time"
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Oh wait, "insane" doesn't work on this forum.
Crap, can't think of an alternative.

TheNewerMartianEmperor

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That makes sense.

Suddenly, a bathrobe and bunny slippers wearing lich falls onto the platform. He is rather bemused.

"Where did my chair go?"

Surprisingly enough this was not followed by a very, very short rain of comfortable armchairs. Instead it was followed by a mug of hot chocolate,

"AHHH THE BURNING PAIN!"

A rather thick book,

WHAM

"Oooh... I can see the lai-lai daisies in the window....."

A rather pleasantly embroidered cushion,

"Wha?"

And last, but not least; the chair.

KA-WHAM

"I am the eggman.... they are the eggmen.... I AM THE WALRUS!"

A few minutes later, he had recovered.

"I hate area teleports."
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Strife sits in a tavern, drinking.


Oh. Looks like Armok is having yet another get-together. I should probably go.


"You, know, better yet. I'll let it simmer for a while before I make an appearance. That way, when it all goes to hell, I won't be as committed."

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Even the avatars expire eventually.

Myroc

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A black globe appears out of thin air, hovering in mid-air. After a while, two glowing yellow eyes appear and it says:

"Ah, finally. Hello everyone, good morning, blood for the blood god, and all that stuff."
« Last Edit: July 03, 2009, 04:59:59 pm by Myroc »
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Getting angry is fun. Getting angry over petty things even better.

TheNewerMartianEmperor

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The lich is sitting in..... THE COMFY CHAIR. He raises his hot-chocolate mug to you.

"Top o' the mornin'."
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

Myroc

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"Ah brilliant."

"..."

"...is that... THE COMFY CHAIR?"
« Last Edit: July 03, 2009, 05:00:33 pm by Myroc »
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Getting angry is fun. Getting angry over petty things even better.

TheNewerMartianEmperor

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"The very same. Incidentally, it is also extremely heavy. I found out that the hard way."
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

Myroc

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"...i'm refraining from asking. On another note, if that is THE COMFY CHAIR, where's the red-clad guys that no one expects?"
« Last Edit: July 03, 2009, 05:00:45 pm by Myroc »
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Getting angry is fun. Getting angry over petty things even better.

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"I dunno, but they sure didn't expect me stealing it."
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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The sofa that Ocade Val Lithos was sleeping on falls out of the sky.

Then Ocade falls fom the sky.

CRASH

Ocade did not land on the sofa.He pulls himself back up and falls back asleep on the sofa.
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"No, I'm being obstinate for the sake of I hate you."

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...

"Oh no. Go on. I'm with Strife on this one. I think I'll sit out until things get interesting."

WorkerDrone slams a pack of cards onto the table he unexpectedly dragged Strife too, in the tavern, away from the chaos to come.

"I'm winning my hat back."
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Myroc

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"Oof! Why is there a sofa on me suddenly?"
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We all have problems. Some people just have more awesome problems than others.
Getting angry is fun. Getting angry over petty things even better.
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