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[Okenido]

What baron?

[Heron TSG]

The Baron is not Abaront.

oh god.

[Aqizzar]

That's right bitches, say my name!  Aq's back baby, it's awwwww'right.

Spoiler: It's that time again... (click to show/hide)

Sofia, Okenido, their essentially nameless kid, and Jakkarra admire the exterior lights.



Finally, someone who's not into tickling.  I forsee trouble...  And I'm right.

So, I wanted to take a good picture showing that Sofia and Okenido had no qualms about serious Public Display of Affection right in front of their daughter.  Theeen THIS happened.



Holy fuck you two, she's right there.  EDIT ThreeToe has been ticked about this kind of stuff tonight, so please no one make too much of it.  Or whatever.



Okay, the kid loves doing anything with Okendio, cool.  Do you have to sit right there?



I never noticed how much detail these have.  A/V ports, labels, handprints in the dust.  It says Maxis on the DVD player, but for some reason the label disappears when the screen's on.



Jakkarra watched enough Rachel Ray to make gelatin at home.  Cool.  Further, it's job time.

Sofia has a Criminal aspiration, but a lifelong goal of being a Doctor.
Okenido has the normal knowledge goals, but dreams of being a Master Criminal.
Jakkarra is a normal nerd too, but also has a Cop aspiration.  Interesting.

Sofia being a burglar and Steven Seagal beating up crooks, both living in one house, sounds great to me.  The only relevant job open is the Science! career, so I get Okenido into it.



Meeting the neighbors... doesn't go well.  Everyone is alienated almost immediately.



Whole lotta nothin' here.  Been watching Burn After Reading, taking a while.



Oh how the tables have turned...



...ah, I've got nothing to say at this point.



[CHEAP_JOKE]



Interesting...  But the call was lost.  Or I accidentally canceled it or something.



Somehow, this is actually relieving.

((EDIT: Pic of everybody sleeping missing because I'm fucking a tard.))

And that's done.

Okay, I let that take a lot longer than I should have.  But it was still fun.

What should I do next?  I've got the (Stronghold) and Trailer people left to make and run, as well as building shops for the rest of the town.

[WorkerDrone]

Obviously ignore the first two and do the last one first.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Needs more economy!

[Okenido]

ThreeToe is pissed?

I personally haven't seen anything that would be annoying him.

[Aqizzar]

This is what I mean.  Sofia and Yanlin were having too much fun with anal sex jokes for ThreeToe's taste.

I'm still laughing at that shot though.  I love crappy graphics glitches.

[Okenido]

I really dislike ThreeToe...

[Aqizzar]

And like I told you, that doesn't matter.

Anyway, enjoy the thread folks.

[Duke 2.0]

 I feel the curse of last-night is due solely and entirely upon this thread being on the number representing such acts, 69. With this post I inch the forums away from such a curse, and await with my weapons of meaningless posts to drive it away again when this thread reaches 169.

 Also, how the hell do you have them act so much like what they are supposed to act like? Or did Maxis do some black magic with this game?

[Cthulhu]

Maxis did some black magic.

Page 70 get.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

I'm with the black magic. After all, as Aqizzar knows, The Sims is the spawn of the devil.

Forward page seventy!

[Aqizzar]

Simple solution - change your display to 25 posts a page like I have.  Don't lay the last couple nights on me.

Also, updated the title.

[Heron TSG]

Page 70 is miiiiiiine!

I vote you do the Stronghold.

[Duke 2.0]

 Nay, I say Trailer Trash. You already have a home up and running for that.

 Edit: Page 69 really does not want to go.