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[Strife26]

I should totally do a Sims 3-Rapture crossover!

Just a thought while we wait.

[ToonyMan]

Whatever, I'm not posting here until Aqizzar does an update.

[CJ1145]

PS: Is that the guy from the game Full Throttle? I think my dad owns it.

Hello, and welcome to the Bay12 Games Forums!

Piss off. 

I thought I knew him, I saw him (my dad) playing it once when I was five, in some crazy junkyard. Never played it myself, but the green stubble threw me off.

[Aqizzar]

So there's a few issues.  The Tower idea went bust when everyone went to the cave.  However, building anything that could be called "cave" is a humongous pain in the ass, if possible at all.  So I compromised - it's a house, but I tried to make it as cave-like as possible.  How you ask?

Spoiler: It's gray. (click to show/hide)

There's virtually no exterior windows (Sims freak out if they don't have them at all), and it comes with a bunch of cramped floors.  Specifically, there's a basement, which can be subdivided (I've never been able to do that before; it must be really picky about the height of foundation tiles to connect a wall to them), a cramped little loft room, and a rooftop patio.



Yeah, it's pretty compoundy.  The basement is about as large as the barracks bedroom, but there's nothing down there right now.  The loft is just big enough to make a bedroom or office.  "Just" as in "barely room to move".

Thanks to the super-gray styling, even with the furniture, the house leaves about 2500 simoleans to spend.  Being the Cybercave, some computers are in order.  Cheap ones cost 1000 each.

So what's the verdict, my troglodytic intellectuals?

[Cthulhu]

It's hawt.

[CJ1145]

Totally get some computers. Get me into the military career, it's usually easy to level up in (only one skill to train) and the pay is good higher up.

[Duke 2.0]

 Being in the Air Force won't save you from the Fight Club.

 But yes, anime posters, clutter, bad hygiene and computers abound!

[Jakkarra]

no anime posters for you!

we have a monopoly on those, Yo.

[WorkerDrone]

'CAUSE IN THE FIGHT CLUB, WE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU REGARDLESS.

Well, sort of. We're sort of tied up here because we have to sell our coffee table to eat on day two, but don't worry, after we get jobs, work a nine to five, and do our taxes while figuring out proper jurisdictions in which corporate businesses would be proper to extort in computers and fax machiens as well as blackmailing them into more protection payments, then, and only then, will we come over can kick your asses.

After supper though.

[Jakkarra]

do anything to us, and we will send you bestiality shotacon in the post.

there will be a reciept to your parents also.

[Boksi]

Bah. Strangely, summer vacation actually means I have less time to spend at a computer, which is why I'm posting so little. I have to catch up on several pages of this every time I manage to get on.

[Duke 2.0]

do anything to us, and we will send you bestiality shotacon in the post.

there will be a reciept to your parents also.

And we will send you the pornography starring your mother in the post. Alas, that will be the least of your worries.

[ToonyMan]

Right behind you.

[Duke 2.0]

 We was quite literally standing behind us uncomfortably close during the whole event.

[Jakkarra]

By the way, im leaving tommorrow. i wont be posting again for a while in a few hours or something.

in the meantime, ill be Learning C++. yeah, i chose dat, yo.

ill still post for a while though lads.

i also get your referneces. i happen to be a pretty good spy. id be better if i didn't lag.

(also, Duke, its we WERE, not we was. Don't let the side down)