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[zchris13]

Add me to the waiting list. Call me Dorgon. If you ever get around to making me, I wanna be in the tower, because it's super awesome, or with Toonyman.  Give me a black suit. If you can change tie color, give me a yellow tie.
Rest is up soon. Must pack.

[Aqizzar]

Alright, let's get this trainwreck a'rollin'.  I haven't actually played this in about three years, and only with small families so let's see how quickly I screw things up.

Spoiler: Session 1 - The Not Crazy House, Day 1 (click to show/hide)

Duke, Worker, Nermius, Pan, Angel, and Strife pile into the living room.  Angel isn't pleased with the table.

I forgot that you can't actually set people to a starting relationship that isn't family.  For the moment, everyone is just assumed to be recent aquaintances.  Sort of.  Hopes and Fears include-
Worker wants to paint shit..
Angel is afraid of making enemies of Strife and Nermius.
Duke wants to make friends with benefits with no one in particular.
Strife, Nermius, and Pan all think about normal nerd shit.
Everyone is terrified of public toilets.  Unfortunately, there's only one private toilet.

Things kick off to a great start as Nermius, Worker, Strife, and Pan decend into a four-way ticklefest.  Worker doesn't exactly play along, but reendears himself with a foul joke.  Then everyone stands around to watch some boxing, since there's no room to sit.



While the quicker members claim chairs for cereal, Worker brings in the newpaper and sees his chance to become a pickpocket, his life's ambition.  As part of the Not Crazy plan to destroy corporate culture, Duke signs on as a mercenary mall cop.  Figuring no one wants to be a lab assistant, the paper quickly becomes an airplane.

Enter the ToonyMan


Nermius heads out to meet their first loony neighbor and gets sucked into an economic symposium.



Duke, in repose.  And in want of a proper chaise longue.



Strife and Angel materialize pillows and work in a little melee combat practice.



Pan gets to christen the bathroom.  ToonyMan makes himself right at awkward home.



I think he heard me.  Surprisingly, Strife takes this in stride.  As it were.



Pan can't cook for shit.  I mean, nobody can yet, but he just burned a cup of ramen noodles.

Everybody is mad at Duke because he took a long shower when they had to use the one toilet, making them wait outside.  Except ToonyMan, who sauntered on in, giving the crowd some Fonzie pointers as he passed.



Duke chats up the neighbors, but quickly alienates her.  ToonyMan is still hogging the couch.



Strife continues his reign of feathery violence.  A least it's a break from the tickling.



Funny, every other family I've tried to manage wound up at each others' throats.



Worker hits the sack early (but chooses the one in the stairwell for some reason).  Strife, Nermius, and Pan follow.  Tonight will be a battle for the couch between Archangel and Duke.



Okay, so I pussed out and bought Duke an armchair to nap in.  He's one of two with a job and there's a shortage of seating.  He's gonna need that job - the house cashbox now holds 17 simoleans.

So there you go, one complete day at the Not Crazy house.  Went pretty well.  Next time, I won't wait until I've been awake a whole day myself before getting started, but it was still pretty quick.  Bodes well for the future.

[ToonyMan]

ToonyMan is fascinated with people pooping.

[Duke 2.0]

ToonyMan is fascinated with people pooping.

I am interested in your financial ideas. How would it work for, say, somebody looking to extort the very system?

[ToonyMan]

Easy, in America the less work you do the more money you earn!  The Obama way!

[Duke 2.0]

 Can I classify dealing with punks who get in my way as work?

 Wait, naw. I don't want to give that up. It's the fun part of my job. Who else will snatch away their fleeting hopes of grandeur and masculinity before the world does?

 (Insert creepy Sofia heart thing[but not in the same way] here)

[Strife26]

I'd like to say that I expected myself and Archangel to get together.

Totally, I'm physic!

[Cthulhu]

I'm weak, the only way I'm going to deal with anyone who gets in my way is by running away, hiding behind something, tripping them, and stomping on their head until they die.  That's generally not seen as a constructive or masculine way of dealing with problems.

Also, I'm probably too weak to just stomp their head, so I'll have to do the jump and stomp thing to get gravity to help me out.

[Archangel]

I'd like to say that I expected myself and Archangel to get together.

Totally, I'm physic!

I'm not surprised about it. In fact I half expected it to happen at some point.

[Cheeetar]

I don't know how you got Toonyman to be so strange, but it worked.

[Aqizzar]

I'll get you army brats a double bed.

I don't know how you got Toonyman to be so strange, but it worked.

It's amazing, he acts exactly like I wanted him to.  From barging into bathrooms to raiding the fridge to the way he goes "Eeeayy" and points when he walks by people.  The pièce de résistance is definitely the Viking helmet.


Don't know what house I should do next.  Not Crazy was the only lot I actually finished besides ToonyMan, and he doesn't have any furniture.  Anybody desperate to see their shitty abode next?

[Duke 2.0]

 And yes, I need to take that shower. To wash away the dried blood. A little mine, a little somebody elses. Also, goddam this is a good chair.

 And Duke needs chicks, just so eventually he finds one that thinks she can change Duke from the uncaring callousness into a sweet loving man, but will only find years of abuse and hopelessness. Duke will rape a guy just to show he's straight in a very Sean Connery way.

 Edit: Wait a second, who was that girl?

[Aqizzar]

Edit: Wait a second, who was that girl?

Random neighbor.  Sims 2 doesn't require you to populate the whole town yourself, so you get free stooges.

[Strife26]

The poor NPC's.
They have no idea what they've gotten themselves into . . .

[CJ1145]

Ooh! Do my house next!