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Author Topic: Let's Play The Bay Sims 12 2! - Under New Management  (Read 74295 times)

Aqizzar

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Let's Play The Bay Sims 12 2! - Under New Management
« on: July 02, 2009, 10:58:21 am »

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I, Aqizzar, have been forced to abandon this moronic project by scheduling difficulties.  major_sephiroth has gallantly taken up the effort with a new neighborhood.  The thread continues here.


Why the fuck am I doing this?

A few weeks ago, I pitched the idea of doing some annotated playthroughs of The Sims (2), with all the people based on forum members.  I had intended and hoped that somebody else, not me, would do it.

Since no one stepped up, I've decided I can't let such an idiotic, boring idea die.

Why the fuck am I doing this?

So here's how this trainwreck of an LP is gonna go down.  Everybody gets to join in my neighborhood.  Everybody!  Get'cher Sims while they're walleyed!  Come one, come all!

Sort of.

Why the fuck am I doing this?

I'm only going to pay any attention to one particular house (henceforth referred to as the Main House), with gangly, retarded Simulations of myself and seven other knuckleheads.  Everyone else will get packed into crackerboxes and given entry-level jobs, then you will exist only to converse with the inhabitants of the Main House.  I will be exercising my judgment on who gets into the Main House, based on entirely subjective opinion of entertainment value.  I might drop in on ancillary houses for the same reason.

For future reference, I have The Sims 2 with University and Nightlife expansions.  I'm not getting anything else, or downloading any mods or packs.  I'm also not cheating except for a couple necessary tweaks.

Why the fuck am I doing this?

That being said, residency applications are now open!  Please provide the following information-

Age - I will take any age other than Infant, with a couple restrictions (you'll see).  So that everyone doesn't collapse of cardiac failure in a week, I'm turning aging off.  So if you start as a Kid or Teenager, that's all you'll be.
Appearance - This includes gender (only the normal two), skin tone (humans only, no mods), face (broad descriptions please), and be ye fat or thin (muscles take work).
Clothing - You need Casual, Formal, Athletic, Swimwear, and Underwear.  Athletic and Swimwear only have a couple options so I can just pick at random.  Remember, no mods.
Personality - Okay, so Sims don't really have personalities.  What they have is Zodiac signs, in another impressively stupid design choice.  These effect probability of relationships, and default attributes.  For those who aren't familiar with the game, every Sim has five attribute scales-
Sloppy vs Neat, Shy vs Outgoing, Lazy vs Active, Serious vs Playful, Grouchy vs Nice
For some moronic reason, there's a limited number points to spread between them, so you get a mix.  Instead of bothering with specific points, I'll just stick with the Zodiac defaults, because it's all meaningless anyway.
You also need an Aspiration, a bunch of idiotic, random life goals.  Choices are-
Fortune, Knowledge, Family, Romance, Popularity
They're self explanatory.  Kids start with the Grow Up aspiration, but no one will grow up.
Finally, I have Nightlife, which adds "romantic" Turn Ons (2) and Turn Offs (1).  They're all appearance stuffs, like makeup, hair color, clothing, etc.  So just give me some generals or whatever.

And yes, I need all of that.  If you're too lazy to choose shit, I'm too lazy to choose for you.

Why the fuck am I doing this?

Obviously, everyone has to live somewhere, and that means families and houses.  These come in two flavors, the Main House, and Everyone Else.  And some Ghosts.

Spoiler: Main House (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Everyone Else (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Ghosts! (click to show/hide)

Why the fuck am I doing this?

By extension, I need to design the neighborhood.  It will be named Bay 12 no matter what, but anything else goes.  Island?  Big City?  Blasted Desert?  Strip Malls?  Trendy Stores?  Total Crap Town?

Why the fuck am I doing this?

One more important thing to remember.  While I like the ethos of The Sims, and playing with the houses and furniture, I absolutely despise the gameplay itself.  Likewise, everyone who participates will fuel my distaste of the game by forcing me to play it.  Hopefully, these two things will balance out, as I will be able to mete out my growing loathing of everyone who signs up by forcing you into haphazard renditions of awkward social interaction.

Because the Sims also has no end state or concrete scale of achievement (especially with aging turned off), there's no guarantee of how often I'll update or how long I'll keep playing at all.  My passion to overcome my ire and entertain you all is directly dependent on your ability to entertain me in the process.

Why the fuck am I doing this?

So help me make this fun.  POST!

Why the fuck am I doing this?
« Last Edit: September 12, 2009, 12:13:07 pm by Aqizzar »
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Re: Let's Play "Why Am I Doing This?" - The Bay Sims 12 2!
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2009, 10:58:49 am »

Status of "Why Am I Doing This?", The Bay Sims 12 2 Experiment

This will describe the neighborhood of Bay 12, who lives in it, and crazy shit that's happened.

Nothing here now of course.  I'll have to wait until after July 4th to get started.  Converse away!

Why the fuck am I doing this?

FAMILIES THAT ARE ALIVE

Spoiler: Not Crazy - 1 Day (click to show/hide)

ON-DECK FAMILIES ROSTER


Spoiler: Anime Brigade (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Cybercave (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Trailer Trash (click to show/hide)

People with profiles and no family.
chaoticag and Glacies

ToonyMan is a homeless loser winner in the park.

Remember, no player limit, houses must have 3-8 people and a family name.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2009, 02:24:17 pm by Aqizzar »
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Re: Let's Play "Why Am I Doing This?" - The Bay Sims 12 2!
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2009, 11:01:29 am »

It's a good question.

I'm an Aquarius.
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Re: Let's Play "Why Am I Doing This?" - The Bay Sims 12 2!
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2009, 11:05:34 am »

I'll join.

I'll be Barbarossa the Scorpio, age 14.

male, very thin (not fat), tannish, Goal: Fortune.

Ons: Pizza, Circles.

Offs:High maintenance crap.

PS: Can I hurt people with salami sandwiches?

EDIT: I wish to look like a human, with the largest eyebrows possible. Oh yeah, and can my nose be on my cheek? +2 mustache

Full clothing list:
Clothing: Jeans. Green shirt if shirts are required
Workout clothes: Swirly colors.
Sleep clothes: Birthday suit
Underwear: yes
Formal: Tuxedo shirt.
« Last Edit: July 02, 2009, 12:43:21 pm by Barbarossa the Seal God »
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Re: Let's Play "Why Am I Doing This?" - The Bay Sims 12 2!
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2009, 11:25:20 am »

POST!
TO BE UPDATED CALLED TAURUS.

Righto: Woose, Taurus, age 21, male, big, tanned, Goal: Picking up the chicks and getting MUSCLES! FUCK YEAH!!!

PS: Can I hurt people with protein shakes?

EDIT: I vote that the 20,000 simolean shithole be dubbed: "The Jungle".
« Last Edit: July 02, 2009, 11:27:54 am by woose1 »
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Re: Let's Play "Why Am I Doing This?" - The Bay Sims 12 2!
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2009, 11:26:38 am »

Well, this won't end well. Count me as an observer.
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One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: Let's Play "Why Am I Doing This?" - The Bay Sims 12 2!
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2009, 11:33:23 am »

I'll join.

Age: Adult.
Gender: Female.
Skin tone: Light.
Weight: Thin.
Sign: Virgo.
Goal: Knowledge.
Turn Ons: Formal Wear, Hat.
Turn Offs: Full face make-up.

Appearance:
Shirt: Black Shirt.
Pants: Jeans.
Workout: Don't care.
Sleepwear: Something black.
Underwear: Plain white.
Formal: A suit. Preferably black.
Hair: Long, black.
Face: Make it look decent.
Shoes: Black.

Need any improvements?
« Last Edit: July 02, 2009, 12:37:43 pm by Okenido »
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Re: Let's Play "Why Am I Doing This?" - The Bay Sims 12 2!
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2009, 11:51:14 am »

Age: Adult
Gender: Male
Weight: Very thin
Sign: Cancer
Goal: Money
Skin tone: Tan
Appearence: Stubble, Thin chin, Brown eyes, messy-ish short hair.

Clothing: Green or blue shirt. Jeans.
Workout clothes: Something blue.
Sleep clothes: Black Pajamas.
Underwear: Something with hearts on it.
Formal: Pick something over the top.

Sorry for having it out of order.


See next post for details.
« Last Edit: July 02, 2009, 12:26:38 pm by chaoticag »
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Re: Let's Play "Why Am I Doing This?" - The Bay Sims 12 2!
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2009, 11:53:36 am »

Name: Strife26 (the 26 is important, no?)
Gender: Male
Age: Adult
Weight: Medium
Sign: Aquarius (if memory serves, making a super-medium sim ends up as cancer)
Goal: Knowledge
Skin Tone: Sightly tan
Appearance: Cargo pants, black or grey T-shirt. Short brown hair.
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Re: Let's Play "Why Am I Doing This?" - The Bay Sims 12 2!
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2009, 11:58:34 am »

Name:Kiki Sunflower
Gender:Female
Age:adult(normally child,but I'd lose alot of possible interactions if I did)
Weight:not fat
Face:Cute and innocent,I can't remember specifics of the face modifier,but just make it look as such.
Sign:I have no frikin idea... So I'll focus on points and take whatever it gives.
minimal Grouchy,max playful,7 into activeness,balance the rest between the last two.
Aspiration:Damn tough... Uhm... Fortune?
Skin:One notch short of pale.
Appearance: Casual:Pink dress/at least a skirt. Sunbonnet is a must if you can manage one.Formal:Black dress of some kind.(Other types don't matter,there are few choices anyway) Long blond hair.
Turn ons/offs:I can't remember these in the slightest... I also never thought up these specifics for this character. So I'm going to guess,likes:black hair,muscles. Dislikes:glasses

Yes... She's back... She is a demon spawn.
« Last Edit: July 02, 2009, 12:20:51 pm by SHAD0Wdump »
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Re: Let's Play "Why Am I Doing This?" - The Bay Sims 12 2!
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2009, 12:01:07 pm »

Name - Nuke
Age - Adult.
Appearance - Male, white, thin. Average roundish face with blue eyes. Messy blond hair.
Clothing - Casual: Black loose clothing, Formal: Black suit, Athletic: Do not change from whatever it already is, Swimwear: Do not change from whatever it already is, Underwear: Do not change from whatever it already is.
Personality - Cancer
Aspiration- Knowledge
Night life things: Never played it. No idea. Is there no randomiser?

For silliness!

Also, isn't this going to end up with sniper joe and Okenido as the only females?
If so, I swear to a life of celibacy.
« Last Edit: July 02, 2009, 12:36:28 pm by NUKE9.13 »
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Re: Let's Play "Why Am I Doing This?" - The Bay Sims 12 2!
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2009, 12:02:05 pm »

Also, isn't this going to end up with sniper joe and Okenido as the only females?
If so, I swear to a life of celibacy.
They will probably turn lesbian or something.
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Re: Let's Play "Why Am I Doing This?" - The Bay Sims 12 2!
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2009, 12:09:32 pm »

I'm in.

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Re: Let's Play "Why Am I Doing This?" - The Bay Sims 12 2!
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2009, 12:12:18 pm »

Some things:

One, I'm probably not going to bother with anyone who doesn't themselves bother to give me a full profile.

Two, I naturally forgot part of profile.  I'll update it momentarily - I have Nightlife, so it's Turn Ons/Offs.

Three, naming the house is cool, but the Families themselves require names.

Four, there's only three body types - fat, not fat, and muscled.  It's linear, and you can't start muscled.
« Last Edit: July 02, 2009, 12:14:58 pm by Aqizzar »
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Re: Let's Play "Why Am I Doing This?" - The Bay Sims 12 2!
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2009, 12:14:03 pm »

Aqizzar, I'm not sure if I gave you enough information. Want me to elaborate? I've never actually played the Sims before.
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