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[Myroc]

You begin to chew through the wall. You stop when your teeth starts to hurt. It looks like you have made no progress whatsoever.

[Cthulhu]

I take a piece of my helmet and use it as a Shawshank Shovel.

[Myroc]

You try to use your helmet as an improvised spade. It doesn't work.

[Heron TSG]

>Eat metapod to harden your exoskeleton.
>Beat down the wall.
>Attack Cincinnati.

[Myroc]

You devour Metapod's squashed corpse (like you would eat soup). It's tasty and full of vitamin M.

You try your punch through the wall with your new hardened body, but you only manage to hurt your hand. Perhaps you need to eat more Metapods, or go with a sane idea, like trying not to hit a ****ing wall with your bare fist.

[WorkerDrone]

>Hit a fucking wall with your bare fist.

[ToonyMan]

>then do a victory dance

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[Myroc]

You decide that stubborness is the route to progress, and decide to hit the wall again with your bare fist. It hurts. You keep punching again and again, and by a stroke of luck, manage to create a small hole in the wall.

You also manage to break your hand in the process.

You then proceed to do a victory dance. You feel somewhat better from it.

[ToonyMan]

>look hole

[Myroc]

You look into the hole. It's a room that's pretty much identical to yours. You can see another person in an identical jumpsuit to yours, and wearing a helmet, sitting in a corner.

[ToonyMan]

>yell him/her over

[Myroc]

You shout "Hey! You there!" to the person. He doesn't seem to respond. Perhaps he's asleep?

[ToonyMan]

>poke head through wall and say, "herE'S JOOOOHHHHNNNNNNYYYYY."

[Myroc]

You poke your head through the wall and say "HeeeerE'S JOOOOOOHHHNYYY!". He still doesn't respond.

[Heron TSG]

>Eat him and steal his metapod.