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Author Topic: Let's Play The Bay Sims 12 2! - Under New Management  (Read 72230 times)

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Re: Let's Not Play The Bay Sims 12 2! - ASCII Theatre
« Reply #900 on: July 28, 2009, 11:17:00 am »
You dive through the doorway! It tries to slam shut on you! You tumble and roll on the other end shaking your tiny fist menacingly at it.
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Re: Let's Not Play The Bay Sims 12 2! - ASCII Theatre
« Reply #901 on: July 28, 2009, 11:18:23 am »
>Look at hallway, nursing your bruises from the epic battle with the Door.
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Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
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I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
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Re: Let's Not Play The Bay Sims 12 2! - ASCII Theatre
« Reply #902 on: July 28, 2009, 11:19:55 am »
>Try to figure out who you are, what gender you are, what you look like etc.
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Re: Let's Not Play The Bay Sims 12 2! - ASCII Theatre
« Reply #903 on: July 28, 2009, 11:22:59 am »
You look around, the hallway is fairly wide with strange blue lighting. doors line the hall looking identical to the one you just went through.

Looking at your leg reveals that there is nothing you can currently do for it.

Looking yourself over quickly reveals your jumpsuit is actually some sort of pressurized one with a helmet. You can't get if off to see!

Your hear an unearthly pounding in your head for a while... Then it suddenly stops...
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Quote from: chaoticag on March 20, 2009, 01:25:21 pm
Diamonds are combustable, because they are made of Carbon.

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Re: Let's Not Play The Bay Sims 12 2! - ASCII Theatre
« Reply #904 on: July 28, 2009, 11:24:10 am »
 >Approach the least-menacing door and attempt to enter it without injury.
 >Ponder why you like Jamiroquai so damn much.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on October 13, 2010, 04:19:47 am
Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on August 08, 2010, 08:18:09 pm
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
MIERDO MILLAS DE VIBORAS FURIOSAS PARA ESTRANGULARTE MUERTO

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Re: Let's Not Play The Bay Sims 12 2! - ASCII Theatre
« Reply #905 on: July 28, 2009, 11:27:51 am »
You walk over to what seems to be the least menacing door, it should be nice in there... It's pink. You look around the door but can't find any way to open it.

You think about Jamiroquai for a moment... Wait, you can't remember what that is.
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Quote from: chaoticag on March 20, 2009, 01:25:21 pm
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Re: Let's Not Play The Bay Sims 12 2! - ASCII Theatre
« Reply #906 on: July 28, 2009, 11:35:53 am »
Open door with plasma cutters.
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Re: Let's Not Play The Bay Sims 12 2! - ASCII Theatre
« Reply #907 on: July 28, 2009, 11:38:02 am »
You search around quickly, looking for a plasma cutter or something. Huh? You found a metapod!

Metapod attacks!

Metapod stands still, looking a bit more sturdy for his efforts.
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Re: Let's Not Play The Bay Sims 12 2! - ASCII Theatre
« Reply #908 on: July 28, 2009, 11:41:33 am »
 >It is time! Poke the sucker with the syringe!
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Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on August 08, 2010, 08:18:09 pm
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
MIERDO MILLAS DE VIBORAS FURIOSAS PARA ESTRANGULARTE MUERTO

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Re: Let's Not Play The Bay Sims 12 2! - ASCII Theatre
« Reply #909 on: July 28, 2009, 11:45:21 am »
You stab at metapod with the syringe! The needle bounces harmlessly of Metapod's hard shell!

Metapod inches forward by some unknown power!
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Re: Let's Not Play The Bay Sims 12 2! - ASCII Theatre
« Reply #910 on: July 28, 2009, 11:51:48 am »
Pick it up and use it as a hammer!
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Re: Let's Not Play The Bay Sims 12 2! - ASCII Theatre
« Reply #911 on: July 28, 2009, 11:53:38 am »
>axe kick
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Re: Let's Not Play The Bay Sims 12 2! - ASCII Theatre
« Reply #912 on: July 28, 2009, 11:58:59 am »
You pick up metapod, and in a totally badass move toss him in the air and axe kick him back down! Splattering him! Fuck yeah!

Metapod's vital juices splash across the floor as he shivers once, before he dies.
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Re: Let's Not Play The Bay Sims 12 2! - ASCII Theatre
« Reply #913 on: July 28, 2009, 12:01:29 pm »
>Devour Metapod's corpse.
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Quote from: Megaman on May 21, 2012, 08:28:13 pm
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Re: Let's Not Play The Bay Sims 12 2! - ASCII Theatre
« Reply #914 on: July 28, 2009, 12:03:05 pm »
>lick it first to see if it taste good
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