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[CJ1145]

I hate Luffy's guts, Toony. 4kids ruined what little quality that show had.

[ToonyMan]

I hate you and 4kids.

[CJ1145]

I hate you, 4kids, and Grimmace. He bathes in hobo blood, ya know.

[Duke 2.0]

 I hate you, the Government, That taste of eating food after brushing your teeth, Goddam commies, Goddam Lefties, Goddam Righties, Not the French, the guest U in Aqizzar, those lesbians who are always following me around for some reason, aliens and Conspiracism that does not involve enough aliens.

[Strife26]

I hate you, the Government, That taste of eating food after brushing your teeth, Goddam commies, Goddam Lefties, Goddam Righties, Not the French, the guest U in Aqizzar, those lesbians who are always following me around for some reason, aliens and Conspiracism that does not involve enough aliens.

What about the Green Party?

[Duke 2.0]

I hate you, the Government, That taste of eating food after brushing your teeth, Goddam commies, Goddam Lefties, Goddam Righties, Not the French, the guest U in Aqizzar, those lesbians who are always following me around for some reason, aliens and Conspiracism that does not involve enough aliens.

What about the Green Party?

They gave me cookies and a few of them had conspiracy theories involving very colorful aliens. I'm cool with them.

[Aqizzar]

Not the French

That's the awesomest picture of a Frenchman I've ever seen.  If they'd actually used post-apocalyptic uniforms like that, they might have won a few more battles.  I need it to go with my rifle...

On that note, preliminary update for the Not Crazy house!

Spoiler: The Fight Club (click to show/hide)

Amazingly, it actually comes in at just under 20000 simoleans.  "Just under" meaning "you'll have to sell the coffee table to buy food on the first day".  As promised, you'll be sleeping in shifts, and there's only one toilet.

Spoiler: The Not Crazy Peoples (click to show/hide)

Duke - I combined the Dirty Harry leisure suit with the Stranger's hat.  Enjoy.


Strife26 - I thought you'd appreciate an air-force beret.


WorkerDrone - He wasn't complete without the Tom Selleck mustache.


Mr. Classington - There's a surprisingly limited selection of suits.


Nermius Lex - You get a cape with the tuxedo.  And you're vaguely Oriental.


Archangel - Shoes and pants are tied together, and the camo cargoes only have trainers.


This is one manly-ass house.


I had no part in making Archangel sit like that.

I haven't moved them in or finalized things yet, so tell me any changes or corrections now.

[Archangel]

I'm fine with how Archangel looks. Please make sure she gets a military career.

[Strife26]

Get Strife a job in the Army as well.

I can't remember, is Sims 2 the one where Gnome making is the best job?

[Duke 2.0]

 All the individual poses make the males look like Shia LaBeouf is playing them with various bad disguises. The all together pose looks just grand though.

 Goddam is that a manly house. Extorting the neighbors will not be easier.

 edit: Also, french propaganda courtesy of the National Air and Space Museum. The place where I learned that the French were badasses of the skies during WWI. Also, the poster translates to "They Shall Not Pass." Canada has replaced their position in my mind now.

 edit2: But yes, good job on the characters. I'm sure the LaBeouf problem is due entirely to the Sims 2 being like that.

[Heron TSG]

Holy cow! That's just how I pictured duke, but with stubble instead of a giant green beard!

[Aqizzar]

edit: Also, french propaganda courtesy of the National Air and Space Museum. The place where I learned that the French were badasses of the skies during WWI. Also, the poster translates to "They Shall Not Pass." Canada has replaced their position in my mind now.

"THEY! SHALL NOT! PAAAAASSSSS!!!"  My respect for French propaganda grows.

All the individual poses make the males look like Shia LaBeouf is playing them with various bad disguises. The all together pose looks just grand though.

 edit2: But yes, good job on the characters. I'm sure the LaBeouf problem is due entirely to the Sims 2 being like that.

Fun fact - The old Maxis spin off game Sim Copter featured loads of muscular men in unitards trying to make out with you.  Turns out one of the programmers was a militant flaming fag, in probably the only real case in history of a media outlet trying to covertly turn kids gay.  He was fired of course, but the Sims suggests his spirit still haunts the Maxis development office.

Speaking of which again, it's ToonyMan time!

Spoiler: The Crazy Lot (click to show/hide)

ToonyMan - This was my half-assed attempt to imitate the troll from the long time 10th Kingdom avatar.  With flaming sneekers, as requested.  And a Viking helmet, because it reminded me of Flava Flav.


I forgot what I was doing halfway through, and put ToonyMan as the real name and surname.  So it's-
ToonyMan ToonyMan
Does whatever a loony can
Kills your brain, with his lies,
Before him undead legions rise.
Look Out!
Here comes the ToonyMan!


An earlier, tophatted incarnation of ToonyMan checks out his new pad.  Because I'm half-committed to this all taking place on an asteroid or some shit, there's no trees in the park, just craters.  The blurry half is the Commercial side of the park, that people can visit without knowing Toony.  The live-in side includes a ratty couch and wire spool he stole from somewhere, and a park grill that's as close to cooking over a campfire as you can get.  Of course, without a fridge, he can't eat anything anyway.

You'll notice his Aspirations include making friends and becoming a Criminal.  He's gonna be a swell neighbor.

[Vactor]

Fun fact - The old Maxis spin off game Sim Copter featured loads of muscular men in unitards trying to make out with you.  Turns out one of the programmers was a militant flaming fag, in probably the only real case in history of a media outlet trying to covertly turn kids gay.  He was fired of course, but the Sims suggests his spirit still haunts the Maxis development office.

The guy who did this turns up in a documentary called "Yes Men," and i believe the muscular men just went about their business making out with each other.  They mostly look like pink blobs, since this was early 3d graphics.  I'm also pretty sure nobody was trying to turn anyone gay, just as if there had been big jubblies all over kissing the men nobody would have been trying to turn anyone straight.  imho chalk it up to some programmer who wasn't getting any at the time.

edit: bah, back to my main point "Yes Men" is a midly interesting documentary about some guys who put up a parody WTO website, and started getting contacted by people who thought that they actually were the WTO, and were asking them to come give speeches.  They happily obliged.  I'd recommend it to anyone who's feeling rather bored.

[Duke 2.0]

 Interestingly enough, playing the game at a young age just had my child mind think: Goddam are the people boring. Time to get into a copter and slaughter 'em all.

 Which I did.

 So the people are not retarded because of a lack of programming skill?

[Pandarsenic]

Mr. Classington is awesome.