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[ToonyMan]

This thing, right?

Yeah, that's it.

[major_sephiroth]

That thing is COOL. Also, if I get really bored I might put some cameos into the neighbourhood.

Spoiler: People! (click to show/hide)

From left to right in the back row: Bokahilla, Nuke, The Warden, Jack Euchre, Woose.
In the front row, left to right: Cthulhu, Zchris. I couldn't find a proper character for zchris so you get this guy. Epic top hat.

I should also say that I have more expansions than Aqizzar has, it would seem. I have university, night life, open for business, and teen style stuff pack.

Josh, you are a sexual predator in a pink gorilla suit, without the head.

[ToonyMan]

Josh, you are a sexual predator in a pink gorilla suit, without the head.

Oh, I CAN ALMOST DO IT.


EDIT:  Ok.

[JoshuaFH]

This thing, right?

Yeah, that's it.

Those things are special. They're the only things in the game that have defense and resistance aptitudes higher than divine majins (DM's have 120%, Galactic Demons have 150%) making them the most defense oriented creatures in the entire game. They're also special in that they're the only monsters that DON'T have 100's across the board for aptitudes, since they have 150% for def and res.

Freaking SLOW though... lowest movement score in the game. Even the highest order of these types of monsters only has 2 movement and 17 jump, which is pathetic.

They have some unique attacks, but there are better creatures for killing stuff.

[ToonyMan]

Slow movemant?  P'shaw.

LIFT.  THROW.

[JoshuaFH]

You could say the same about anything and everything, so low movement still counts against them.

Remember to use thieves for throwing! They have the best throw stats in the game!

[ToonyMan]

You could say the same about anything and everything, so low movement still counts against them.

Remember to use thieves for throwing! They have the best throw stats in the game!

I don't even use thieves.  My set-up is:

A BAZILLION WARRIORS.
one healer

[JoshuaFH]

Alright, you go with that, but getting the best stuff can only be accomplished by stealing, and you won't have a chance without thieves.

For example, you can only get legendary/rare grade equipment from either the bonus guage or stealing, and the bonus guage is fickle and obstinent, and it's much more likely that you'll meet a monster with that piece of legendary equipment you desire.

[major_sephiroth]

Anime Brigade: Day 1

Spoiler: The whole thing (click to show/hide)

Sofia is the blonde one, Okendio has black hair, Mengineer is the teenage girl and Jakarra is the only dude. He has long brown hair.
Sofia and Okendio kick it off right away, with Mengineer (The Mad Engineer) and Jakarra left to chat to each other.

Ahem, maybe a more sensible topic of discussion next time?

The discussion doesn't get any better, with Jakarra just pretending it isn't happening.

Hm, this isn't going to end well. A teenage girl talking about handcuffs making that face, not good.

Not even hiding away can save Jakarra from the lewd topics! Though it seems he doesn't mind them.

Sheesh, at least save it for the night where no-one else will see it!

But here come people to save us from kitchen fornication! From left to right, it is Woose, Nuke then Jack Euchre.

Things start off very, uh, nicely as Mengineer uses a joy buzzer on Jack.

Jack gets his revenge, by poking Mengineer! This is her reaction.

Oh no.

OH DAMN NO.

Oh bloody hell. 7 people around a house, and 6 of them are in pillow fights. It is Nuke v Woose, Jakarra v Mengineer and, naturally, Sofia v Okendio.

Jack looks left out, maybe he should bring another friend?

Sofia is winning!

Jack just stands there, watching. It is slightly creepy.

Okendio gets a brilliant hit!

A random person comes along, and stands in the middle of the street. I was SO tempted to call a taxi to hit her, but she walked off.

Ahem, Okendio seems to be enjoying this a bit much.  Yes there is alot of pictures of people in pillow fights, but that is all that happened for like an hour.

The Mengineer v Jakarra one stopped, and now Jack watches Mengineer throw a paper aeroplane around.

Ouch, rejected by JACK. At this point, the only pillow fight left is Sofia v Okendio. Figures.

After a while, it settles down and we all have sandwiches for dinner. Served by Jakarra. I'm surprised they aren't burnt! All is peaceful, bar the subtext, as Sofia strikes up a conversation about rockets.

Jack likes what Jack sees!

Woose is looking menacing. Maybe he is pissed off because he got rejected?

There is something wrong with this picture. I just can't pick what it is. Oh I know! It is 3 adult men crowding around a female teenager!

Ahem, this isn't going to end well.
Not pictured: It was a failure. Sofia got rejected!

Mengineer helps Nuke and co with maths.
Not shown: Woose, Nuke and Jack end up leaving after Woose starts to smell.

And then, after a long days play, they all rest, to get ready for tomorrow's pillow fights.

SHORT VERSION:
Things get lewd very quickly as Sofia and Okendio discuss handcuffs.
Mengineer looks happy while discussing handcuffs.
Mengineer talks to Jakarra about cages/jail/kinky.
Okendio goes for a crotch dive on Sofia using her hand.
Nuke, Woose and Jack show up.
Nuke starts a pillow fight with Woose.
Jakarra starts a pillow fight with Mengineer.
Sofia starts a pillow fight with Okendio.
Jack looks lonely.
This continues for a while.
Sofia is kicking Okendio's ass at the pillow fight.
This quickly changes.
A random person walks into the middle of the street.
The Jakarra/Mengineer fight ends, and Mengineer goes and plays with a paper aeroplane, while Jack watches.
Woose gets rejected for a hug by Jack.
They all have sandwiches for dinner.
Nuke, Woose and Jakarra watch Mengineer fail at 'Kicky Ball', better known as hackey sack.
Sofia almost gets intimate with Okendio, but fails.
Mengineer talks about maths with Woose, Nuke and Jack, while Jakarra is in the other room, looking depressed.
Woose starts to stink.
Nuke, Jack and Woose leave.
Sleep!

[Jakkarra]

Why does my guy keep following the Child around...

[CJ1145]

Why do I look absolutely nothing like my description? Use a mirror and shorten his hair, please, I can't stand knowing I look like that.

[major_sephiroth]

OK. Changed to:

Spoiler: This (click to show/hide)

Beard is mostly gone, hair resembles an agent from the matrix.

If you aren't happy with how your guy looks, tell me and I'll do my best to make you look the way you want.

On another note, the Not Crazy family exists, I haven't played a day as them yet though. I have done this however:
The Toonyman Escapades: Episode 1

Spoiler: Long version (click to show/hide)

Toony starts his day like any self-respecting hobo does. By lighting a fire and roasting marshmellows!

This is mostly an overview of Toony's pad. He is eating cereal! How exciting!

He has a decent amount of cash left over from buying his hobohome, so instead of looking for a job, he makes a plane!

Something tells me Woose isn't getting off easy. The two of them almost came to blows before, so this is expected.

Toonyman does the laziest thing yet, and takes a taxi to the other side of the park. He chats with some people and then takes a taxi to Cook yer Own, a community lot with fridges and ovens and tables, but no staff.

While there he meets Archangel, and the two talk about sunshine. This goes on for a while, as several people show up. (I wasn't keeping track of who.)

Nermius Lex makes himself an enemy, a guy who looks like he should be in a gang. This was totally spontaneous!

Nope, Toony isn't falling for that Sofia. The two did have a lovely conversation afterwards about industry, pollution and oil.

Toony checks himself out using a mirror that came from nowhere.

Okendio shows up, and this ensues. For a while. Toony then chats up Okendio for a while, and then heads back home.

A 'glamour' shot of Toony's pad. He needed a shower.

He also needed food. Here you see him carefully preparing his next meal.

He then turn on his radio, and dances. He dances like that to metal music. Seriously.

He cleans up after himself, the hobo way, and that is the end of this escapade.

PICTURE-LESS VERSION:
Toony cooks a marshmellow on a bonfire.
Toony eats some cereal.
Toony makes a paper aeroplane and plays with it.
Toony takes a taxi to the section of park next to him.
Nothing happens there, so he takes a taxi to the self-serve restaurant.
He meets Archangel, and they talk about sunshine.
Nermius Lex makes an enemy.
He meets Sofia, and almost gets flirted to death. They do get some good talking in though.
He preens himself on the dance floor.
Sofia and Okendio have a pillow fight.
Afterwards, Toony chats up Okendio. The two seem to like each other.
Toony heads home.
He has a shower, in the middle of the park.
He gets a sandwich.
He dances like a retard to metal music.
He licks his plate clean.
END!

[ToonyMan]

NOOOOOOOOO I DON'T LOOK LIKE BLUEBELL.

[major_sephiroth]

I'll try to fix it before I make anything else happen. Right now though, I am formatting my first post here. You are actually very fun to be.

[ToonyMan]

Mmm'kay.

AWESOME.  YEAH.