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Angellus

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Newspapers...
« on: July 02, 2009, 09:52:16 am »
Hi, I have about 5 minutes before I have to do my sisters newspapers, I am new to that...

Therefore, please tell me the most dwarven (and most fast) option to do so, since I wish to visit my girlfriend tonight. (bringing her along is not an option due to surcumstances.
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Newspapers...
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2009, 10:20:09 am »
Burn everything with magma. Twice.
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ac31

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Re: Newspapers...
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2009, 10:29:28 am »
make a drawbridge and smash it

and by it i mean whatever seems most likely to solve the problem
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Quote from: Praetyre on July 04, 2009, 02:36:38 am
Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 04, 2009, 02:42:33 am
Quote from: Devast on July 04, 2009, 02:29:02 am
Just wondering if it would be possible (however unwise) to make demons a civilisation
I don't see any reason they couldn't be. What would happen if they breached the HFS?
Horrors! Annoying relatives in the deep!

Im_Sparks

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Re: Newspapers...
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2009, 10:53:18 am »
This sure belongs in this discussion of Dwarf fortress! Yep!

I don't believe you have a girlfriend to visit, so just do a good job on the newspaper.
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Well treat me like the sea oh so salty and mean, A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha!
Let's shake hands if you want but soon both hands are gone, A-ha-ha!
Cut me down like a tree like the lumber or weeds, well discard who you please like the leaves off a tree. Drag me out of the sea and then teach me to breath. Give me forced health till I wish death on myself. Ah! Ha! Ha!
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Creamcorn

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Re: Newspapers...
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2009, 11:28:04 am »
Losing is fun.
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Quote from: NW_Kohaku on July 26, 2010, 12:20:43 pm
"OH NO! That carp is gulping at me menacingly, even though it cannot really threaten me from here on land!  I KNOW! I'll dodge into the water, where I'll be safe!"

Angellus

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Re: Newspapers...
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2009, 12:36:13 pm »
Quote from: Im_Sparks on July 02, 2009, 10:53:18 am
This sure belongs in this discussion of Dwarf fortress! Yep!

I don't believe you have a girlfriend to visit, so just do a good job on the newspaper.
;D 5 years and going baby~!
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Newspapers...
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2009, 07:21:41 pm »
By Armok man! Do you have any idea how dangerous that could be if you become macabre? She could end up as a couch!
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Angellus

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Re: Newspapers...
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2009, 07:50:21 pm »
That would make her the best f*cking couch in the world man!
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Limul Thak

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Re: Newspapers...
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2009, 08:16:25 pm »
Quote from: Angellus on July 02, 2009, 07:50:21 pm
That would make her the best f*cking couch in the world man!
... I was about to post something, but the double meaning in that last post just totally debased me. I can't even remember what I was going to say... :-[
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Quote from: ArkDelgato on June 12, 2009, 10:32:13 pm
This game is so strange.
The horses have TEEN ANGST.

Jackrabbit

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Re: Newspapers...
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2009, 08:35:30 pm »
Quote from: Limul Thak on July 02, 2009, 08:16:25 pm
Quote from: Angellus on July 02, 2009, 07:50:21 pm
That would make her the best f*cking couch in the world man!
... I was about to post something, but the double meaning in that last post just totally debased me. I can't even remember what I was going to say... :-[
Sex strikes again!
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Limul Thak

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Re: Newspapers...
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2009, 11:32:32 pm »
You fools! What have you done!? Haven't you all seen the after-school special? :o
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Quote from: ArkDelgato on June 12, 2009, 10:32:13 pm
This game is so strange.
The horses have TEEN ANGST.

Angellus

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Re: Newspapers...
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2009, 07:07:35 am »
What after school special?
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Sabre_Justice

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Re: Newspapers...
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2009, 07:14:02 am »
Quote from: Angellus on July 04, 2009, 07:07:35 am
What after school special?
Friends Don't Let Fell Moods something something it all kinda got lost with all the skulls and magma.
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Angellus

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Re: Newspapers...
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2009, 07:20:39 am »
0_o...
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mickel

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Re: Newspapers...
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2009, 05:55:54 pm »
I thought this was going to be a thread about newspapers in Dwarf Fortress. Imagine instead of having every dwarf know everything that goes on instantly, the news get transmitted through newspapers? Or some other, more dwarfish means...

Imagine the tabloid headlines. "MURDERER PLEADS FELL MOOD, FREED OF MURDER CHARGES" or "URIST STAMPEDBOTTOMS TO VISIT ROLLINGSMASHED THE ROTTING CANVAS OF BRINE".
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