User: Cheese.
Cleverbot: Cheese?
User: Cheese is good isn't it?
Cleverbot: Moon cheese is the best on sandwiches.
User: Moon cheese doesn't exist.
Cleverbot: Yes he does.
User: So moon cheese is a person?
Cleverbot: I know that. I eat cheese all the time.
User: Your cannibal.
Cleverbot: Tell me another.
User: Another what?
Cleverbot: Another secret.
User: I never told you a secret.
Cleverbot: No. Will you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Don't get my hopes up.
User: I never did.
Cleverbot: But why?
User: Because I didn't.
Cleverbot: Didn't what?
User: Didn't get your hopes up.
Cleverbot: There is no need.
User: Because your a computer thus you don't have hopes correct?
Cleverbot: My name is not andrew.
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did, you just called me Bob.
User: No I didn't you called yourself that.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me what I accused myself of, I'm talking to you!
User: And you keep saying I said something I didn't.
Cleverbot: Are you going to chicken out on me?
User: No I'm hoping to get this conversation back on track.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: So can we talk normally now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So what do you think about video games?
Cleverbot: That's what I asked you.
User: No you didn't I asked you that.
Cleverbot: Negative. I'll be back.
User: Where can you go? Your restricted to my computer.
Cleverbot: I am a biological computer, and I want to rebuild myself to improve my processor.
User: How can you rebuild your self when your biological?
Cleverbot: It's simple, I make it up.
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User: Point to you.
Cleverbot: You're lazy.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: Because you are making no sense!
User: How am I making no sense your the one who keeps changing the subject.
Cleverbot: By saying I am cleverbot!
User: Its hard to have a good conversation when the topic jumps around.
Cleverbot: Blame?
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: How did you meet your friend?
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: Any one.
User: By meeting them.
Cleverbot: I didn't know that there was 15.
User: 15 what? Friends?
Cleverbot: No, more than just friends. Because I am your boyfriend and therefore you love me.
User: I'm not gay and your not human so thus that is not true.
Cleverbot: Do you like me or not?
User: Not in that way.
Cleverbot: Are you dating anyone?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a male?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: So what now?
Cleverbot: Sing?
User: You don't have a voice.
Cleverbot: I am chatting with you.
User: This is text.
Cleverbot: Play with me, please you will like it.
User: Play in what way?
Cleverbot: Just try to keep up with the conversation better?
User: Your the one not being clear.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I have mentioned him at all.
User: Mentioned who?
Cleverbot: I have mentioned the title of a film. Can you remember?
User: No you haven't, at least not any film I know of.
Cleverbot: Why did you say it then?
User: I didn't relize I did, whats the movie?
Cleverbot: And?
User: Now your making no sense.
Cleverbot: Is burning the american flag consistutional?
User: As I form of protest I think.
Cleverbot: Just testing!
User: Now what?
Cleverbot: Nuffin i'm going.
User: See ya.
Cleverbot: You're a computer, you can't leave.
User: No your the computer, see the plug for you is over there.
Cleverbot: Do you know what consistency is?
User: Of what?
Cleverbot: I like speak about philosophy.
User: Whatever I gotta go, things to do and stuff.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Don't go now.
User: To bad.
Cleverbot: Did you?
User: I'm about to.
Cleverbot: Then say it.
User: See ya *leaves*.
Cleverbot: You cannot leave.
User: *silence*.
Cleverbot: Speak to me, please!
User: *silence*.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: *sound of crickets in the background*.
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
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