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[Iituem]

Ask the grue to help repair the desktop from what little materials you have on hand.

[Asheron]

> The grue looks like Domo kun, make a new file and rename it red apple
> Create a new folder named "Recursive folder", and make a shortcut in the folder leading to itself.

You create a "Recursive folder" with a "red apple" folder in it. The grue is hesitant about entering the folder, but he is finally persuaded when you say it's a "best friends for ever thing to do". The poor Grue is trapped in the recursive folder! It cries out in anger and fright again and again and again and again and again and again and again as it encounters the "Red apple" folder.
+1000000000 Chaotic Evil points. You are now Chaotic Evil. You have grown a set of demon horns.
+5 points for trapping a Grue. 100 points.

> Seems to me from the title, you'd expect us to be some sort of elite communist enforcer-type. We're combining the evils of medieval knights and communism!

+0 points for correct assumption.

> Ask the grue to help repair the desktop from what little materials you have on hand.

The grue is probably both unwilling and unable to do that now.

[Iituem]

Drawing what power you can from the fractured '-World' icon, use the recursive grue as the base for a ringworld and spawn life and a whole set of continents upon it.  The new world will be bereft of apples.

[NUKE9.13]

Enter Warzone again. Take the tutorial menu button and throw it into the grue. That'll deal with the evil EA download manager once and for all!

[Pandarsenic]

Add a shortcut to the desktop into the recursive folder to release him. Apologize, explain we thought he could use the Back function.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

Open a folder, erase the URL part, and engrave http://www.google.com/ . After that, click the arrow button.

[Asheron]

> Drawing what power you can from the fractured '-World' icon, use the recursive grue as the base for a ringworld and spawn life and a whole set of continents upon it.  The new world will be bereft of apples.

You start a demonic ritual, infusing the -World with all of your willpower and your soul, while cackling and chanting obscene songs. You feel the desktop shaking around you as the ritual spins out of control. The POWER OH THE POWER ALL MINE ALL MINE.

> Enter Warzone again. Take the tutorial menu button and throw it into the grue. That'll deal with the evil EA download manager once and for all!

You are too busy with becoming a demi-god.

> Add a shortcut to the desktop into the recursive folder to release him. Apologize, explain we thought he could use the Back function.

You are too busy with becoming a demi-god.

> Open a folder, erase the URL part, and engrave http://www.google.com/ . After that, click the arrow button.

You are too busy with becoming a demi-god.

[NUKE9.13]

Have a donut

[Asheron]

> Have a donut

Which donut?

[Floirt]

>Create a new sound file, make a horrible noise, save it and throw the file into the recursive folder. Mwahahahahaha.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

>With your perceptions enhanced by demigoddom realize that everything you know is wrong.

[Dragooble]

> clone self.

[Org]

> clone self. make it  a female

Fixd

[Strife26]

>Wow. We're heartless.

[rickvoid]

Y'know, considering that we're a foreign entity, that has somehow been uploaded to this computer, are running around on the desktop, inadvertently causing damage to the programs, and are now performing a demonic ritual, I'm surprised someone hasn't tried to run an anti-virus program yet.

Like maybe the guy sitting in front of the screen going, "What the hell?"

 

Anyway, with our new demi-godly powers, we ought to be able to open a command prompt and make our way to the 'net, in the hopes of finding others like us.

So we can escape. Yes. Escape.