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Author Topic: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure: GAME OVER.  (Read 21781 times)

Strife26

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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #45 on: June 28, 2009, 03:44:18 pm »

Sacrifices must be made.

We could also carefully move the entire game into a protected folder, I guess.

That's what we'll do.

>Exit from Warzone. Drag the warzone icon into one of the loose folders we knocked out earlier. Shove that folder into the other one. The resulting folder will be called "CONTAINMENT FOLDER:DON'TOPEN!!!" Put it where we yanked the Norton shield from, then block it off with the iron cross.
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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #46 on: June 28, 2009, 03:48:15 pm »

> Exit from Warzone. Drag the warzone icon into one of the loose folders we knocked out earlier. Shove that folder into the other one. The resulting folder will be called "CONTAINMENT FOLDER:DON'TOPEN!!!" Put it where we yanked the Norton shield from, then block it off with the iron cross.



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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #47 on: June 28, 2009, 03:50:55 pm »

> Jump into Icewind Dale!  The glacial temperatures will protect from the fire.
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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #48 on: June 28, 2009, 03:51:05 pm »

>HIDE IN HELMET!!
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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #49 on: June 28, 2009, 03:51:55 pm »

Throw Icewind at it to create some type of Ice-Fire
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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #50 on: June 28, 2009, 03:58:13 pm »



> Jump into Icewind Dale!  The glacial temperatures will protect from the fire.

AAAH YOU DO NOT HAVE THE CD AND YOU HAVE NO CRACK OHGODOHGODOHGOD THE FIRE

>HIDE IN HELMET!!

The helmet is made out of metal. You prefer not to be cooked alive.

> Throw Icewind at it to create some type of Ice-Fire

Success! You hold the icon out in front of you and as it makes contact with the flames, kind of ice shield envelops you. Hmm.

We are still alive! Kind of.

- 50 points for destroying my desktop though. 74 points.
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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #51 on: June 28, 2009, 03:59:20 pm »

What happened to that beach?  Why would a beach burn?
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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #52 on: June 28, 2009, 04:00:12 pm »

Why the hell would Rommel burn? For that matter.


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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #53 on: June 28, 2009, 04:00:39 pm »

What happened to that beach?  Why would a beach burn?

Uhm. It's Nero fire. It burns everything.

>Cry for Rommel! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

+1 point for empathy. 75 points.

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« Reply #54 on: June 28, 2009, 04:03:11 pm »

Tap the desktop with you right hand. Maybe we can open the right-click menu...
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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #55 on: June 28, 2009, 04:08:43 pm »

GUYS! Listen! I know how to get us out...just follow this:

Balrog should come from the flames. ]
say "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"! And then smite the bottom part of the screen.
He falls through, but gets us.
AS we are about to fall, we say to the other programs "Fly, you fools".
Then we battle Balrog as we fall.
We win.
But we die.
But we come back to life.
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« Reply #56 on: June 28, 2009, 04:09:31 pm »

>in a desperate move, open python and tell it to stop the fire! (i've never used python before)
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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #57 on: June 28, 2009, 04:10:57 pm »



> Tap the desktop with you right hand. Maybe we can open the right-click menu...

Success! The right-click menu fills up all the space in the ice shield.

>in a desperate move, open python and tell it to stop the fire! (i've never used python before)

Agh, you can't reach it while the right-click menu is open.

> Balrog should come from the flames.
say "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"! And then smite the bottom part of the screen.
He falls through, but gets us.
AS we are about to fall, we say to the other programs "Fly, you fools".
Then we battle Balrog as we fall.
We win.
But we die.
But we come back to life.

...
No.
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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #58 on: June 28, 2009, 04:12:43 pm »

>attempt to translate the desktop menu!
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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #59 on: June 28, 2009, 04:13:13 pm »

lolwut?
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