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[NUKE9.13]

Ironblood: Seriously, a 3 demon kings? Is that the best you can do? Hack hack slash win.

Ironblood: Become player. Use power of awesome to break loose from forums

Ironblood: Minimize internet explorer. Examine desktop

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

>Summon the God of the Kobolds, Kurtulmak out!

[Strife26]

>Hit notify button for desktop adventure.


>Wonder why its called desktop adventure if we can't go to the desktop.

[Myroc]

There can only be one Lord of Evil on these forums.

* Myroc jumps in and battles the Demigod, joining Ironblood's side.

[Strife26]

No fighting Ironblood!

*Strife smites the demon!

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Hey, he ate my avatar. Bastard.

*TheNewerMartianEmperor joins Ironblood in the battle!

[Floirt]

>Toady One: Clean the fuck out of these forums. You don't want any of these demons and ancient hidden gods and crazed users destroying them, do you?

[Asheron]

>Throw family members at Ironblood, horns first.

You throw your baby at Ironblood, horns first. Ironblood catches it in mid-air and starts wrestling it.

>Eat Rice Boy from Asheron's avatar.

Can not find his avatar.

>Summon the God of the Kobolds, Kurtulmak out

Kurtulmak is still pretty sleepy and will arrive in the next turn.

> Hit notify button for desktop adventure.

...?

>Wonder why its called desktop adventure if we can't go to the desktop

Because you all fucked up the desktop, that's why.

* Myroc jumps in and battles the Demigod, joining Ironblood's side

You jump in, quite literally, and are catched by the main Demigod. He starts squeezing you like a ripe melon. The metaphor includes the liquid that flows out.

*Strife smites the demon!

You... are a bunch of fireworks. You decide to blow up above the battlefield. Now everyone is very very very slightly dazzled. Good job.

*TheNewerMartianEmperor joins Ironblood in the battle!
 
You ressurect as a skeleton GDI bird. Yey. You stand before the female Demigod.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

> Summon Dasleah's god, which I forgot his name, he who WILL COME!

> Summon the old me, the AL-QUEDA EVIL ISLAMIST MECHA!

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

>use the powers of GDI to Ion-cannon the demigods. If that doesn't work tank rush them. If that fails, mammoth tank rush them.

[Armok]

* Armok uses godly powers to rain lightning from afar.

[Iituem]

Mrs Demon:  Leap over the Skeletal Emperor and try to push the darkened dwarfstone.  With any luck that should activate some manner of trap system.  If not, at least she can rip it out and have a neat stone tile to throw.

[Myroc]

I am not this easily defeated.

* Myroc proceeds with breaking free of the demon's grip (well atleast trying to) and impaling it with his pixel horns.

Actually, scratch that. It's morphing time.

I transform into my smaller Black Mage form (thereby making the demon lose his grip), and then proceed with casting Blizzaga at it until:

A. He becomes encased in a block of ice.
B. He dies of hypothermia.
C. He dies of having enough giant icicles impaled through his guts.

[Creamcorn]

This Ironblood be a fake, no dwarf would appear in graphic form. For that is not Toady's vision, REPORT TO MOD!

[Strife26]

>Gah! Switch to different avatar and reenter battlefield on Ironblood's side!