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[Asheron]

>Open command prompt

You hold yourself on to the "Prullenbak" and tap the windows button. From there, you open command prompt.
It pops up without any problems.

> Put in Dark Crusade. Gain Space Marine Terminator Amour and a Gauss Cannon.

You are in a desktop. How are you supposed to do that? You aren't even 3D.

[Gunner-Chan]

>Type Telnet nethack.alt.org

[Aqizzar]

> Tip over the recycling bin.  See if there's anything interesting in there.

[cerapa]

>Open cortex command and retrieve the rocket powered chainsaw launcher.

[Strife26]

Strike down the EA downloader!!

SMITE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Asheron]

>Type Telnet nethack.alt.org



You can't type.

> Tip over the recycling bin.  See if there's anything interesting in there.



You tip it over. Two maps fall out of it.

EDIT: Wow, you guys are fast. Also, my connection with bay12 seems to be quirky.

[cerapa]

>Open cortex command and retrieve the rocket powered chainsaw launcher.

[NUKE9.13]

Folders. Not maps. Unless they really are maps, in which case, what of?

[Org]

Grab Hammer from Men of War.

[Asheron]

>Strike down the EA downloader!! SMITE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



You kick the EA Download Manager icon. You do no damage. Your foot now hurts and you hear something growling inside of it. +5 points for smithingness.

> Folders. Not maps. Unless they really are maps, in which case, what of?

-1 point for nagging. They are folders then.

> Open cortex command and retrieve the rocket powered chainsaw launcher.

Cortex command has no such weapon in it. Not in the beta version this desktop has.

[Asheron]

> Grab Hammer from Men of War.

You grab the people's hammer. You are now officially the people's ( nearly completely naked ) knight.

The EA Download Manager's eyes lit up. This means trouble.

[Org]

Activate a fire through the Nero SmartStart

[Strife26]

>Try to push the EVIL ICON OF EVILNESS (EA download manager) into the drink.

Bay 12's been acting funny for me too.

[Aqizzar]

Yeah the server's acting up again.

What's that super secret Telnet command that plays Star Wars in ASCII, whatever it is?

[Asheron]

> Activate a fire through the Nero SmartStart

In the most epic hammer-of-the-people-boomerang-move that is not depicted, you dislodge the Nero Startsmart icon from the background. It falls to the ground. Everything around it catches fire. + 10 points for the move.

>Try to push the EVIL ICON OF EVILNESS (EA download manager) into the drink.

The EVIL ICON OF EVILNESS sprouts arms and legs and falls to the ground. Uh oh. You won't be able to push that one into the drink now.