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[Duke 2.0]

Okenido! Tear down this perversion!

[Okenido]

I'd rather not.

[Duke 2.0]

I really don't goddam care. Tear it down yerself, or I will.

[Okenido]

Try fool...

[Strife26]

>Smite Okie through the internets.

[Duke 2.0]

 My only foolishness is not doing this before.

 Before you have called upon my annoyance. Now you have gained my wrath.

[Floirt]

>Create a Bay12 Account! Impersonate the all-powerful god Toady One! Post in this topic!

[LordRedTheGreat]

Lolhaiguys this gaem sucks lets talk bout prversion nd religon!

[Asheron]

> Add a shortcut to the desktop into the recursive folder to release him. Apologize, explain we thought he could use the Back function.

We had better not return to the desktop, you know, with us fucking it up and it now wanting to end us.

>Download Firefox.

We are the bringers of evil. Internet Explorer befits us too much.

> Have father son moment with child.
> Not the bad kind either. >:V
>Have a father to son moment with your child. If you know what I mean ♥

You have a father and son moment. I will leave what you do open for interpretation. To make interpretation easier, I have somewhat adjusted the facial expressions. -3 points for loving.... ... your son. 95 points.

>Smite Okie through the internets

You can't seem to find him in the last three posts. Look for him in the member database and throw a tantrum there?

>Create a Bay12 Account! Impersonate the all-powerful god Toady One! Post in this topic!

Done. You are now LordRedTheGreat, bringer of trolling and flame wars. +10 points for creating a bay12 account. 105 points.

> Lolhaiguys this gaem sucks lets talk bout prversion nd religon!

I kno right!

[NUKE9.13]

Take the pluntonium to the left and use it to create a nunclear weapon.
Sell weapon to Nirth Kloria

EDIT: Also, wonder why you have a strange feeling you should be obeying my every word. And why the guy above me appears to be chronicling your actions.
I would push him off his rope if I were you.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Bring the GDI falcon in my avatar to life, and use it to destroy everything.

[Broose]

>Change the theme to Darklings. It fits your evilness more.

>Make Facebook page

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

>Download a Dwarf Fortress mod

> Download Dwarf Fortress (if not avaible)

> Play Dwarf Fortress

[Asheron]

> Take the pluntonium to the left and use it to create a nunclear weapon.

You are still dabbling at nuclear weapon-crafting. You can't do that.

> Also, wonder why you have a strange feeling you should be obeying my every word. And why the guy above me appears to be chronicling your actions.
I would push him off his rope if I were you.

WARNING. BREACH IN THE FOURTH WALL DETECTED.

> Bring the GDI falcon in my avatar to life, and use it to destroy everything.

You bring the GDI falcon to life. Since your family is hungry, you decide to eat it instead.
Tastes like chicken. +3 points for eating. 108 points

>Change the theme to Darklings. It fits your evilness more.

Done. MWHUAUA. +1 point for Darkling theme. 109 points.

>Make Facebook page

Oh, sorry. We can't do that. Our IQ exists of more than 2 numbers.

> Download a Dwarf Fortress mod
> Download Dwarf Fortress (if not avaible)
> Play Dwarf Fortress

Remember the entire desktop being alarmed and wanting to destroy us? Yes. We probably shouldn't return to the desktop to do that. We are safe on the interweb.


 

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

>get out of here, go to the nist akath thread, and fight Ironblood!