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[Asheron]

The ritual is complete! YOU TRANSFORM INTO YOUR FINAL AWESOME FORM OF EVILNESS!



> Create a new sound file, make a horrible noise, save it and throw the file into the recursive folder. Mwahahahahaha.

You do this. Yes, you become even more chaotic evil. I won't even bother giving you points for that.

> With your perceptions enhanced by demigoddom realize that everything you know is wrong.

This fuels your hatred and evilness. Congratulations.

> clone self. make it  a female

Ew. Your first act as a demigod of the desktop is to clone yourself. You end up with a smaller version of yourself in pink. You are unsure if you made a gay version of yourself or a female version.

> Wow. We're heartless.

Yes. Yes you are.

> Anyway, with our new demi-godly powers, we ought to be able to open a command prompt and make our way to the 'net, in the hopes of finding others like us.

You open Satan Command Prompt 1.0.

[Floirt]

>format C:/
>Y.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

>Escape onto the net and go to 4chan

[NUKE9.13]

>format C:/
>Y.

This

[Strife26]

>Marry Clone.

[Org]

STRIFE! OH TEH NOES. YOUR SIG HAS A MISTAKE IN IT.

[Duke 2.0]

 > Grab and devour Python.

[zchris13]

> Free grue.

[Dragooble]

find ginormo sword on internet. challenge false self.

[Org]

Play DF.

[andrea]

aww... i was late about ginormo sword.

[Asheron]

> format C:/
> Y.

You enter this into Satan Command Prompt 1.0.
The screen suddenly is filled with white bars that obstruct view of almost everything as the pc stutters.
"WARNING. SATANIC INVASION DETECTED."

> Escape onto the net and go to 4chan

The PC seems to be attempting to stop you from entering the net. You concentrate and start to pour everything you have of power into breaking the "shield"...

> Marry Clone.

You decide to marry your clone while your at it. +1 for marrying. 101 points.

> Grab and devour Python.

You can't, you are already multitasking between fucking up the desktop, destroying the shield and marrying.

> Free grue.

You would rather not right now. Not with you multitasking and the entire big recursion folder and electricity coming from python thing going on.

> Find ginormo sword on internet. Challenge false self.

All in due time.

> Play DF.

You have no way to find DF right now. Besides, you don't believe the desktop can take DF right now, with all it's power now being put into surviving. 

[zchris13]

is it divine intervention time?

[Org]

Make a baby

[rickvoid]

I was thinking on the way home that, given enough time, Domo might figure out how to create files and escape our little trap. I was going to suggest we mark the file "read only".

Then I come home and see that we just formatted the drive.  This is the best game ever.

Not entirely sure what to do now, other than NOT go to 4chan. I recommend redirecting course for docking at Bay12. Then we destroy the false Armok and become High Lord of the Forums, sitting high on our *Penguin Bone* Throne.