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Author Topic: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure: GAME OVER.  (Read 21749 times)

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Let's Play: Desktop Adventure: GAME OVER.
« on: June 28, 2009, 01:14:43 pm »

>> You are unsure how you got here. The last thing you remember was a flash of light and a brown creature before everything went black. You seem to be suffering from a severe case of no-character-background-needed amnesia. The only thing you know about yourself is that you are completely red, that you have no face and only 4 locks of hair. You are naked. What do you do?
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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2009, 01:16:51 pm »
>Install Firefox.
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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2009, 01:17:20 pm »
Try to erase internet explorer.
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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2009, 01:28:58 pm »


>Install Firefox.

You don't know how to. You can't reach internet explorer, no matter how hard you try.

>Try to erase internet explorer.

You can't reach the configuration screen because the task bar is on the top side of the screen! Which idiot puts his task bar on the top of his screen?
Vista notices you are trying to erase internet explorer and gives you an error screen. For fun.

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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2009, 01:29:55 pm »
>Dance Jump on it
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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2009, 01:31:16 pm »
> Fire up Warzone 2100.  That game was cool.
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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2009, 01:31:30 pm »
Open the program Steel Panthers and see if you can gank an air plane from it.
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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2009, 01:37:13 pm »



>Dance Jump on it
Your dance jump is barely enough to reach it and you decide to run to the Warzone 2100 instead.

> Fire up Warzone 2100.  That game was cool.
Done.

> Open the program Steel Panthers and see if you can gank an air plane from it.
Warzone 2100 is already running.


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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2009, 01:38:16 pm »
Quit Game

Play Oblivion
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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2009, 01:39:05 pm »
Climb up the left-hand icons.  Take the Norton icon for a shield, a sword from Civ: Beyond the Sword and the helmet from Medieval II Total War.  Continue clambering up Pokerstars and Civ II and try to get purchase on Windows Live Explorer so you can continue your quest.

Edit:  Damn, too late.  Well, my action stands.
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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2009, 01:40:45 pm »
Wait Change Action.

Do above. Then get Gauss cannon from Dark Crusade
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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2009, 01:51:36 pm »
>Use marker to change the Red Alert 3 icon to say "SELL OUT EA CRAP"
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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2009, 01:58:14 pm »


> Climb up the left-hand icons.  Take the Norton icon for a shield, a sword from Civ: Beyond the Sword and the helmet from Medieval II Total War.  Continue clambering up Pokerstars and Civ II and try to get purchase on Windows Live Explorer so you can continue your quest.

You cannot retrieve a sword without firing up Civ: Beyond the Sword, and you do not have the dvd in the driver. You decide the helmet and shield will do.
You continue clambering up and you strike a menacing pose on the EA Download Manager Icon. You gain 10 points for the pose.

> Do above. Then get Gauss cannon from Dark Crusade

You cannot retrieve a Gauss cannon from the Dark Crusade, as you do not have the dvd in the driver to fire it up.

>Use marker to change the Red Alert 3 icon to say "SELL OUT EA CRAP"

What marker?

> Quit Game. Play Oblivion.

You quit the game, but you do not have the dvd for Oblivion in the driver.




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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2009, 02:00:46 pm »
>Open command prompt
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Re: Let's Play: Desktop Adventure
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2009, 02:02:15 pm »
Put in Dark Crusade

Gain  Space Marine Terminator Amour and a Gauss Cannon
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