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[Heron TSG]

I think you should be able to make blocks out of unicorns that give of rainbow miasma and produce water falls of bloody laughter.

[Blackburn]

I think you should be able to make blocks out of unicorns that give of rainbow miasma and produce water falls of bloody laughter.

And you should be able to shoot those blocks out of catapults.

The rainbow miasma turns everyone (except dwarves who are too dwarvenly) into hippies that annoy even the elves.

Next time the goblins come to siege...

[Neonivek]

It is kinda hard to have a serious conversation about unicorns when the first post is "Lets have rainbows!" in a My little Pony sorta way.

So anyone looking for it should probably go somewhere else.

[Sowelu]

I've never actually watched any MLP.  But from all my friends that do, I've started to gather that its childish plots conceal Dune-style politics and dark scheming.

[ousire]

I've never actually watched any MLP.  But from all my friends that do, I've started to gather that its childish plots conceal Dune-style politics and dark scheming.

the spice rainbows must flow....

....ok, seriously, what the hell are you talking about? i checked my little ponies on wikipedia and under the part for the show they dont even MENTION a badguy/villen at all.

[Michael]

....ok, seriously, what the hell are you talking about? i checked my little ponies on wikipedia and under the part for the show they dont even MENTION a badguy/villen at all.

Sowelu is kidding.  MLP wasn't deep -- it's just that the creators believed in making villains that were actually somewhat scary to the target audience of children.  Care Bears did the same thing in both its movies.

Apparently, there is a new MLP TV show that completely discards the old continuity.  We're talking about the 1980s cartoon.  It had no recurring villains, but the Movie and some TV episodes had one-shot antagonists.

The villian I was thinking of when I compared to the UNICEF-Smurf incident was Tirac, a centaur-like creature.  He had a "Rainbow of Darkness" that let him transform animals into dragons loyal to himself, and used them to capture more animals and make more dragons.  The TV pilot opens with the dragons raiding the ponies, grabbing any they caught in the open and hauling them back to be transformed.  The rest of the story is how the remaining ponies get their friends back.

Yeah, I'm a child of the 80s....

[TheDJ17]

I'm starting to loathe this thread.

[Blackburn]

....ok, seriously, what the hell are you talking about? i checked my little ponies on wikipedia and under the part for the show they dont even MENTION a badguy/villen at all.

Sowelu is kidding.  MLP wasn't deep -- it's just that the creators believed in making villains that were actually somewhat scary to the target audience of children.  Care Bears did the same thing in both its movies.

Apparently, there is a new MLP TV show that completely discards the old continuity.  We're talking about the 1980s cartoon.  It had no recurring villains, but the Movie and some TV episodes had one-shot antagonists.

The villian I was thinking of when I compared to the UNICEF-Smurf incident was Tirac, a centaur-like creature.  He had a "Rainbow of Darkness" that let him transform animals into dragons loyal to himself, and used them to capture more animals and make more dragons.  The TV pilot opens with the dragons raiding the ponies, grabbing any they caught in the open and hauling them back to be transformed.  The rest of the story is how the remaining ponies get their friends back.

Yeah, I'm a child of the 80s....

I wouldn't compare that to a bombing raid on a Smurf village...you mislead me! You vile fiend! HAVE AT YE!

*attacks*

*Blackburn has been struck down*

Ow...damn it...


Anyway, we should go back to the topic at hand: unicorns.

...No matter what I do, I can't make that sound intelligent...

[ousire]

there is NO way you can make unicorns serious. give up now, before you embarass yourself

[abculatter_2]

there is NO way you can make unicorns serious. give up now, before you embarase yourself

Oh yes you can.

You can also spell "embarrass" correctly.

[Craftling]

This was mentioned at some point before, a related suggestion was that Unicorns should bleed the laughter of children

How did the laughter of children get inside them?

[abculatter_2]

This was mentioned at some point before, a related suggestion was that Unicorns should bleed the laughter of children

How did the laughter of children get inside them?

Well, they have to eat something...

[Pilsu]

there is NO way you can make unicorns serious

I don't know man, the unicorns in Overlord were pretty hardcore, slaying dwarves left and right

[Antsan]

there is NO way you can make unicorns serious. give up now, before you embarase yourself

Um... What?
Look at WH Fantasy, those unicorns are mean.

[NFossil]

Would'nt that heal enimies instead of hurting them?

depends on what legend you read about them, some say that unicorns can heal with the horn, but some also say that they are really just huge dicks that use the horn to spear anything that attacks them

i even read a series of fiction books that say the unicorns can heal people, but they have to pierce the heart with the tip of the horn first for it to work. the main enemy of the series was a girl who had that happen, but when the horn was in her, the unicorn was killed by a hunter and the tip of the horn was broken off in her heart. so she constantly is getting stabbed and gets waves of huge pain, but the horn keeps healing its own wound. side effects are that she is immortal though she wants all unicorns in the world destroyed now as revenge

Could you post the title?