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[shadow_archmagi]

Should make rainbow miasma

[TheDJ17]

I like this.

[Blargityblarg]

Make this man President.

Perhaps a related thought- 'Was overjoyed by the stench of rotting morality lately.'

[Blackburn]

Unicorn horns should be removable and used for...stuff.

Like, attach it to a ballista arrow.

[CrackFile]

I like this thread.

[ousire]

i would want to be able to put the unicorn horn into a spike trap, just to be evil

[kenken244]

Would'nt that heal enimies instead of hurting them?

[Shaostoul]

I can't believe I'm about to say this...

but drinking the unicorn blood for immortality

Riasmbow ... idno... w/e... should also have some sort of effect.

[Byakugan01]

Related thought for anyone with a [RACIAL_HATRED:ELVES] tag: "**** Was overjoyed by the fragrant proof that elves don't smell any better than anyone else while waiting to be processed into bolts"

[ousire]

Would'nt that heal enimies instead of hurting them?

depends on what legend you read about them, some say that unicorns can heal with the horn, but some also say that they are really just huge dicks that use the horn to spear anything that attacks them

i even read a series of fiction books that say the unicorns can heal people, but they have to pierce the heart with the tip of the horn first for it to work. the main enemy of the series was a girl who had that happen, but when the horn was in her, the unicorn was killed by a hunter and the tip of the horn was broken off in her heart. so she constantly is getting stabbed and gets waves of huge pain, but the horn keeps healing its own wound. side effects are that she is immortal though she wants all unicorns in the world destroyed now as revenge

[Byakugan01]

Would'nt that heal enimies instead of hurting them?

depends on what legend you read about them, some say that unicorns can heal with the horn, but some also say that they are really just huge dicks that use the horn to spear anything that attacks them

i even read a series of fiction books that say the unicorns can heal people, but they have to pierce the heart with the tip of the horn first for it to work. the main enemy of the series was a girl who had that happen, but when the horn was in her, the unicorn was killed by a hunter and the tip of the horn was broken off in her heart. so she constantly is getting stabbed and gets waves of huge pain, but the horn keeps healing its own wound. side effects are that she is immortal though she wants all unicorns in the world destroyed now as revenge

Would make more sense if she wanted to kill all hunters instead if you ask me.
Edit: The whole immortality deal was mermaid blood, specifically the blood of the japanese mermaid.

[Argonnek]

This was mentioned at some point before, a related suggestion was that Unicorns should bleed the laughter of children

[ousire]

Would'nt that heal enimies instead of hurting them?

depends on what legend you read about them, some say that unicorns can heal with the horn, but some also say that they are really just huge dicks that use the horn to spear anything that attacks them

i even read a series of fiction books that say the unicorns can heal people, but they have to pierce the heart with the tip of the horn first for it to work. the main enemy of the series was a girl who had that happen, but when the horn was in her, the unicorn was killed by a hunter and the tip of the horn was broken off in her heart. so she constantly is getting stabbed and gets waves of huge pain, but the horn keeps healing its own wound. side effects are that she is immortal though she wants all unicorns in the world destroyed now as revenge

Would make more sense if she wanted to kill all hunters instead if you ask me.
Edit: The whole immortality deal was mermaid blood, specifically the blood of the japanese mermaid.

well, the hunter was her father. that changes things a little

[Puzzlemaker]

Sounds like an interesting series, what was it called?

[Blackburn]

Edit: The whole immortality deal was mermaid blood, specifically the blood of the japanese mermaid.

Oh, like in that horror video game...



Anyway, think unicorn horns heal people?

Tell that to my dwarven hunter, whose eye(s) were gouged out by a unicorn. He wandered the wild, passing out constantly from pain. He got better eventually, and went back out to hunt.

Then the unicorns finished the job.

But I wiped them out, eventually.

Had much unicorn leather.