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How long do I have?
Oooooh, man. I can tell this is going to be FUN!
JESUS CHRIST 53 DWARVES.
Okay, that's not a lot, but I've never played a fort past around 20 or 30 or so,
AND NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THESE FUCKERS HAS THE APPRAISAL SKILL.
DAMN IT, ALDARIS!
The butcher has a pet dog...
Nahkh, just out of curiosity how the hell are supposed to get the magma out of the exploration tunnels?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAMN IT SPARKGEAR.
I SPENT LIKE A MINUTE TRYING TO FIND THE MAGMA FORGES AGAIN THEN FORGOT WHAT I WANTED WITH THEM RAAAAAGH
See also; Rage
YOU CALL THIS A REFUSE STOCKPILE?!
IT'S NOT EVEN OUTSIDE!
WHY THE HELL DO WE ONLY HAVE ONE BREWER?!
GAHHHHH A BABY DIED
The liaison went berserk right in the middle of the dining room/meeting area...
I think I'm going to film this.
Bah. He killed a donkey then some wrestlers killed him.
gggaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH this place is confusing!
Use notes when you make things!
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BARRELS. WE NEED MORE BARRELS!!!
A farmhand has given birth.
Whoopdy damn do.
We also need cats.
And guess what the dead elves have?
brbI have no idea what the hell to do for this hellhole.
There are 5 mason's workshops, all making stone blocks.
Why?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ZOMBIE GIANT EAGLE!
SOMEONE GET THOSE GODDAMN CATS, DAMN IT!
ORC SIEGE YAY
I'd like to just leave the drawbridge lowered, enlist EVERYBODY, and see what happens.
The mayor just mandated an export ban on something.
He was also outside when the orcs came and didn't get inside fast enough.
AH FUCK THIS FORT, LOWER THE DRAWBRIDGE!!