Assuming it's my turn, I'm going to start playing now.
OH GAWD THIS PLACE IS CONFUSING
We have 19 corn kernels.
3 pig tail seeds.
and 24 rat weed seeds.
I'm building an underground chamber for underground shrubs and, in the meantime, will start farming some corn.
Hope they like corn...
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
It seems those Wyverns are just hanging out near the statue...
Of course, the last leader made a large bedroom for himself adorned with yellow orthoclause (obviously attempting to simulate gold) furniture complete with an eye-blasting microline throne room. Unfortunately, everyone's too bust to deface it.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, ROVOD!?! A BREAK!? GET BACK TO WORK YOU DAMN SLACKER!!!
The bedrooms here are so large...
Waste of space if you ask me.
There seems to be a lot of entrances into the fort. Too many.
Mining out a large area for underground shrubs, tower-caps, and fishing.
SHIT AN AMBUSH
Holy crap. Ark just slaughtered an entire goblin ambush single-handedly (well, actually I think the outpost liaison helped. Don't know exactly how it happened.) All we lost was a worthless engineer.
STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE DAMN ZOMBIES AND DO THE GOD-DAMN WORK!
DAMN IT ANOTHER AMBUSH! THIS TIME WITH CROSSBOWS UP THE BUM.
SHIT
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKEMEN IN THAT MOTHER FUCKING UNDERGROUND POOL!
How about we open some magma ducts?
Migrants! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
We now have 18 dwarves! Including two miners who brought their own picks!
The goblins are being attacked by the Wyrvens. Haha!
RANDOMDWARFNAME CANCELS STORE ITEM IN STOCKPILE, INTERRUPTED BY ZOMBIE LIZARDMAN! RANDOMDWARFNAME CANCELS STORE ITEM IN STOCKPILE, INTERRUPTED BY ZOMBIE SNAKEMAN! RANDOMDWARFNAME CANCELS STORE ITEM IN STOCKPILE, INTERRUPTED BY ZOMBIE LIZARDMAN! RANDOMDWARFNAME CANCELS STORE ITEM IN STOCKPILE, INTERRUPTED BY ZOMBIE CAVE CROCODILE! RANDOMDWARFNAME CANCELS STORE ITEM IN STOCKPILE, INTERRUPTED BY ZOMBIE WYRVEN! RANDOMDWARFNAME CANCELS STORE ITEM IN STOCKPILE, INTERRUPTED BY ZOMBIE WYRVEN! RANDOMDWARFNAME CANCELS STORE ITEM IN STOCKPILE, INTERRUPTED BY ZOMBIE LIZARDMAN! RANDOMDWARFNAME CANCELS STORE ITEM IN STOCKPILE, INTERRUPTED BY ZOMBIE LIZARDMAN! RANDOMDWARFNAME CANCELS STORE ITEM IN STOCKPILE, INTERRUPTED BY ZOMBIE SNAKEMAN! RANDOMDWARFNAME CANCELS CONSTRUCT BUILDING, INTERRUPTED BY ZOMBIE WYRVEN! THE DWARVES HAVE SUSPENDED CONSTRUCTION OF THE FLOOR! RANDOMDWARFNAME CANCELS STORE ITEM IN STOCKPILE, INTERRUPTED BY ZOMBIE LIZARDMAN! RANDOMDWARFNAME CANCELS STORE ITEM IN STOCKPILE, INTERRUPTED BY ZOMBIE WYRVEN! RANDOMDWARFNAME CANCELS STORE ITEM IN STOCKPILE, INTERRUPTED BY ZOMBIE WYRVEN!
Found some plump helmet spawn. Farming has begun.
Finished the tower-cap farm/fishing area. Now we just have to wait for the water to evaporate...
GOD DAMN IT ROVOD GET BACK TO WORK!!!OHGODOHGODOHGOD THE BOOZE IS GONE
THE BOOZE MUST FLOW!
An elven caravan. Let's see what they've got.
AHG ANOTHER AMBUSH
Well, there goes the elven caravan...
ANOTHER ambush
ANOTHER GOD-DAMN AMBUSH. EVERYONE, GET INSIDE!
hehe, BALLS of constructing...
We lost two to the sudden wave of ambushes, a peasent and a woodcutter.
More migrants! Our population is now 37.
We. Need. More. Beds.
OHSHI-OHSHI-OHSHI-
IT. IS. RIGHT. OUT. SIDE. THE. DOOR.
WE HAVE NUMBERS ON OUR SIDE! CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!
Half the fortress is dog-piling this thing, but it just. Won't. Die.
IT'S DEAD YAAAAAAAAAAAY! It seems most of the dwarves got seriously injured though. No casualties. Yet.
3 injured. More then 3. Need more beds before I can tell exactly how many. 2 moderately wounded, 4 badly wounded. And quite a few unhappy, too...
That was stupid. Very stupid. But at least now I know not to attack zombies with wrestlers anymore.
Damn no stone rule. If It weren't for that I'd have found the lava pipe by now.
Yeah, I'm done. I think I've done just about all I can for this fort, and I think I'm tittering on the brink of a tantrum spiral.