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[Heron TSG]

reverting is for quitters.

[crash2455]

Or maybe quitting is for reverters.  Did you ever think of that?

[ArkDelgato]

Done and Done.
Map - http://www.mkv25.net/dfma/map-6290-sparkgear3
Save - http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=1163

Story -

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Notes of Ark Identomem, Troubadour

I have traveled from the Syrup of Wondering for 12 years, wandering the wilds when I happed upon this fort.
It's name was a bit off, but the HUEG STATUE made it an obvious Nahkh fort.
I signed up at our local leader. (who was asleep and bleeding...)

WHY IS EVERYONE BLEEDING AND SAD.
WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO.

First order of buisness is to kill the berserker.
I don't give a damn about all this idol worship, I need to make the fort not bleed in it's own lungs.

Animal caretaker went melancholy.

All the farm staff Dehydrated to death in the field.
Now were all sad.

THEY KEEP DROPPING LIKE FLIES.

WE'RE DOWN TO 6 whoops 5 too bad 4 not likely 3 DORFS.
DAMMIT.

Oh fun.
The elves have arrived.
OH WAIT, I'LL JUST STEAL FROM THEM.

I let them out the door, and they barreled right into a goblin ambush.

They deserve it.


That asshole miner Rovod Is attending a meeting with the broken-handed farmer.
So now I gotta mine the entire new fort.
Fun.


ROVOD YOU ASS GET BACK TO WORK OR I SWEAR I WILL FLAY YOUR MIND WITH A BLUNT SPOON HANDLE.

oh hey aluminum. oh hey realgar. oh hey amethyst. oh hey onyx opal.

Why are all the coooooool stones down by the river.

Finally Rovod got back to work.

I am just about done siphoning all the superfluous crap from the old fort and into fort 2.0

OH YEAH THE ORCS ARE BACK (BRING IT BITCH) TIME TO HIDE.


My faithful followers (both of them) have elected me Expedition Leader. yay?

And we are STILL finding dwarf bones lying around. FUCK GUYS HOW DID YOU MANAGE THIS.

We need farms before we condemn the old fort, so I will journey out of the ground, into orc- infested fields to spring the river.
Wish me luck.


OH HELL HAMLET LIAISON, DON'T GO NEAR THE FORT.
Good, he came to the map at a low angle.
The Orc's Left! Huzzah! Time for trading!
WHY DID YOU NOT BRING ANYTHING YOU STUPID ARMOK DAMNED TRAITORS.

No migrants, of course.
Why WOULD they come.

Merchants have come and gone, Farmyards are being flooded.

I think I saved this fort. And it feels good.

Praise be to me.

PS: Delgato, If you decide to carry on, it will be the most epic feat ever. You'll probably get into the hall of legends, or the future equivalent thereof.

Hehehehe.

[Heron TSG]

Okay, requesting Sparkgear 3 put in the hall of legends.

[ArkDelgato]

I've always been good/lucky with pulling through on stupid-hard saves.
If no one saw my castle contest story,

At one point the fort was hinged on the life of a planter. Who was in the same room as a beserk recruit.
Within one minute of a migrant wave arriving, crazy found this guy and slaughtered him. CLOSE CALL 1.

[Demonic Spoon]

Woah, sorry about that guys, my internet went haywire soon after my last post, also, I delted the entire save to stop it form infecting the computer, so no pics for you, sorry. The layout of the fort just really gave me a headache so I didn't try very hard to save it.

Edit: After seeing that map ark, I commend you, well done. also, the layout is much better .

[nahkh]

Oh wow. Good job there.

Also, DS, it's technically your turn, do you want to play or give the turn to ArkDelgato for his awesome achievement?

[Demonic Spoon]

Yeah sure, let him have it

[crash2455]

Yeah, wow.  Nice going dude.  I hope you get some migrants, or else nobody will be able to finish the epic dwarf statue.

Also, I can't wait to see the engravings.  I just hope they're not super-lame like the ones following (and during) the SG2 tantrum spiral.

[ArkDelgato]

Yay! extra turn!

[nahkh]

An hour left. All's well I hope?

[Heron TSG]

Can I have the 13th?

[ArkDelgato]

Yup.

(I THINK MY GMT CONVERTER WORKS POORLY)

[ArkDelgato]

Lo and behold!

map - http://mkv25.net/dfma/map-6298-sparkgear3
Save - http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=1166
Story -

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Diary of Ark Identomem, Troubadour 2 - Electric Boogaloo

I have had a dream. A vision from the gods, from ARMOK HIMSELF.

I must construct a automated killing machine to dispatch of our enemies (also our friends, and even our pets.)

It will be GLORIOUS!

I noticed a web on the ground. A silkery would be a great addition to any fortress!


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUN

I found an underground pool RIGHT WHERE I WANTED THE TRAPS TO BE.

BUT NOW IT'S DROWNING TRAPS. HEHEHE.

OH HECK A ZOMBIE CAVE CROC. WOW. I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOO MUCH ARMOK.

I feel a disturbance in the wealth.
Raccoons are stealing the socks of the dead.


I CAN'T REACH THAT STONE TO CHANNEL, THE ZOMBIE SNAKEMAN IS STARING HOLES INTO MY SOUL.

---

I was scared of the croc below, but i feel suddenly blind all of a sudden, so It's all good.

---*Yes, I removed eyes for this part.
    *It was easier than killing the animals and wasting a good defense.

THE ELVES HAVE ARRIVED (Time for stealing)
THE GOBLINS HAVE ARRIVED (Let them kill the elves)
THE ORCS HAVE ARRIVED (And they will kill the goblins...)

Some towercap's are growing in the farms.
I will make a towercap farm, but not near our plumphelmets.

This siege just isn't my style.
Like jeez, I can't make a trap tower if I can't go outside (but I am making a hella smooth water trap.)

TIME TO TEST OUT THE FIRST TRAP ON SOME ORCS.

FFFFFFFFF
WHAT THE HELL.
THEY LEFT.
DAMMIT.



OH HEY IS THAT SOME MIGRANTS?

So, they sent...
a woodworker,
an armorer,
a fish dissector,
a mechanic,
a siege engineer,
a pump operator,
and a peasant.

wow, lots of dwarves considering that there is more blood than water here.

They seem kind of...distant.
They want to collect their equipment.
Off of the recently dead.
AND THE LOOTED THE ELVES LIKE THAT.
THEY ARE AWESOME.

And now I say fare thee well to a leader's position, and continue the (fun and cushy) life of a useful worker.

Note to my successor - get all the dwarves in the fort ASAP.
The orcs are ruthless. Look at turns 1 and 2 for example.

[Heron TSG]

Awesome. just Awesome.